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Do you sneeze when you eat dark chocolate??
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Wtf are you talking about
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literally have never seen anything more relatable
I watched glass onion with my family last night. This morning I was chatting with my brother about it and I asked him why he thinks Hugh Grant calls Blanc by his last name. To which my brother starts a whole journey where he goes "Well I assumed he is like Blanc's butle- waaait he's not is he. He's probably his husband, right?! Omg it's so obvious, he's his husband."
Does anyone know what the piano piece is called that Poppy practices for the recital in Sarian? It's really nice đ
Important question: no matter how embarrassing the answer is, tag or comment with the first song you can remember really liking as a little kid. The one you tried to listen to as much as possible and thought was really profound. Bonus points if you say how old you were.
iâll start. the song âi talk to the windâ by king crimson was my favourite song when i was 7 years old ⌠I thought it was so Moving. and it still slaps
I might just be incredibly tired, but hot take: Michael BublĂŠ's cover of Santa Baby "Santa Buddy" is the closest he has come to making an artistic statement. Like. He doesn't write his own solos: someone else writes them and he learns them off and as such he's widely disparaged by jazz musicians. But at least in Santa Buddy... he's saying something original. What he's saying is "I am absolutely Not fucking Santa" but it's something. It's a take on the work that is his own. And it makes me absolutely furious, which is An Emotional Response To Art. Which is more than I can say about any of the soulless saccharine pablum that usually drips from his grinning maw. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Reblogging in honour of hearing Santa Buddy played in McDonald's the other day and once again becoming obsessed with the artistic choices of Mr. Michael Booby.
Please please PLEASE watch this Christmas spot we got in Spain
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[video description:
View of a town skyline at dusk in the winter, with the J&B Blended Scotch Whiskey logo superimposed on the picture. A flock of sheep walks from left to right, making baaa sounds, their bells jangling. Some Christmas lights with a star are strung along some telephone poles on the left side of the frame.
Cut to the inside of a house where an older man with white hair is sitting in an armchair reading a paper. His wife comes in and puts her handbag on the side table. Sheâs on the phone, and quickly moves into another room. A lipstick rolls out of the bag. The older man surreptitiously picks up the lipstick, then sneaks into the bathroom, locks the door, and attempts to apply the lipstick. He is not pleased with the results. He wipes off the lipstick and hides it in a small makeup bag on top of the bathroom mirror cabinet.
Elvis Costelloâs song âSheâ begins to play when the wife walks in, and it plays throughout the video. The first line of the song is âShe may be the face I canât forget,â and as the video goes on we learn why this song is significant to the story being told by the ad.
The older man goes to a small store and buys more makeup. The female shopkeeper gives him an unfriendly glare when he pays for his purchase.
The old man looks at a magazine in his home. He tears out a page about makeup and goes back into the bathroom to experiment with the eyeshadow he bought earlier. He tries the lipstick again and adds some rouge. The result is better, but heâs not quite satisfied.
The man goes to a bus stop. Inside the bus shelter, he minutely examines the eye makeup on the model in an ad on the shelter wall. He jumps away from the ad when another man enters the shelter and sits down. The other man doesnât seem to have noticed what the older man was doing.
Back in the bathroom, the man experiments with mascara. He likes the result. He puts the lipstick on again, and likes this too. Someone knocks on the door, so he hurriedly wipes off the makeup and hides the makeup bag again.
Scene cuts to the living room, where the man sits in his chair reading the newspaper. He looks over at some family photos. One of them shows the man with his arm around a teenager with short, dark hair.
Scene then cuts to the manâs bedroom. Itâs nighttime, and heâs in bed with his sleeping wife. The man sneaks out of bed and back into the bathroom. He puts on all the kinds of makeup he bought: lipstick, rouge, mascara, eyeshadow. He looks at himself in the mirror, all made up, and smiles. Now heâs got it right.
The next day, the man is in his living room, where he hears a car honk outside. He goes and looks out the window. Outside is a group of people greeting each other in the driveway; they are an extended family, and apparently have just arrived at the older manâs house. One of the family members is a young man with short, dark hair. Text superimposed on the screen reads âAlvaro, 26 aĂąos,â indicating the name and age of the young man. The scene cuts back inside, where the older man comes away from the window, looking thoughtful.
The family sets the table for Christmas dinner, putting out plates and silverware and lighting candles. The older man goes to Alvaro and gestures with his head. âCome with me.â They go into the bathroom. The older man locks the door, then proceeds to put the makeup on Alvaro with much love and tenderness. The older man is happy with the way Alvaro looks. Alvaro is pleased, too.
Cut back to the dining room, where the rest of the family is laughing and talking together. Conversation suddenly stops and people look up, surprised. The grandfather ushers his grandchild out of the bathroom. She stands nervously in front of her family, her face beautifully done. The family pause, then start to smile. The camera goes close on a man with greying hair and beard. He seems overcome with happy emotion, and seems to be the grandchildâs father.
The camera goes back close on the grandchild, who looks shyly at her family. The name and age superimposed now read âAna, 26 aĂąos.â
A woman with greying short hair stands up and goes to Ana. This apparently is Anaâs mom. She gives Ana a big hug. The mom is crying with happiness and love, and smiles at the grandfather through her tears. The grandfather blinks and seems shy but pleased.
The camera pulls back to show everyone at the table again. The grandfather is standing and leading a toast. Superimposed text reads âLa magia no solo estĂĄ en la Navidad. TambiĂŠn estĂĄ en nosotros.â (The magic isnât only in Christmas. Itâs also in us.)
A series of short close shots. Ana happily raises her glass with everyone else. The grandfather takes his wifeâs hand and kisses it. Anaâs dad takes a sip of his whiskey, then Anaâs grandmother goes over and gives Ana a big hug.
Thereâs a brief shot of a bottle of J&B whiskey, which is on the table with the other dinner things, then the scene cuts to show the grandfather looking at Ana and raising his glass to her, smiling. Ana raises her glass to her grandfather and smiles at him.
Final shot is the J&B logo on a black background with the text âde celebrarnosâ (to celebrate us).
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I cannot actually believe we now live in a world where a whisky company thinks itâs commercially viable to make this ad, and to make it about a grandfather who makes Christmas dinner with a family of very âordinary looking people into a happy, loving affair, by doing this.Â
I do not know how to explain how fucking impossible that would have seemed to me twenty years ago when I just realized that possibly, maybe, I wasnât straight. I cannot explain to you how amazing this is, and how beautiful it is.Â
This did not just happen, and yes there are people everywhere fighting to take it away but I cannot explain you the change in the overall culture of everything, everywhere that makes this possible.Â
I recently started working at the afterschool program of a primary school. Here are my two favorite quotes so far:
We're having a snack. The teacher is making sandwiches. One of the kids is holding his teddy-bear. Teacher: "I'll make you two sandwiches. One for you and one for the teddy." Kid: "How is the teddy supposed to eat a sandwich?" Teacher: "Donât you have an imagination?"
A boy is playing with dominos. He keeps knocking them over and is getting frustrated. Boy: "Urgh, gaay!" Random girl from across the room: "What does gay mean?" Boy: *repeats "gay" in German* Girl: "Slay, girl!!"
spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and i'll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!
Weil ich einfach nichts besseres zu tun habe, hier das offizielle âWelches Weihnachtsgebäck bist du?â Quiz.
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I loved how there was so much laughter during the final!! Normally the episodes before are fun and then it gets all serious in the final. This time it seemed almost the other way around. The way Sandro and Syabira were cracking up about their disastrous technical bakes. Abdul refusing to get stressed until the last 10min of the signature. Sandro and Noel giggling about Paul during the showstopper. Syabira laughing at her own statue and basically going "this is hilarious, it's so ugly". They were actually having fun! đđť
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I mean, thereâs nothing, like, strange or nefarious going on. And even if there was, youâd never know it.
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#this scene is everything Derry Girls | 3x05