[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[rodrickheffeley]

Nobody:

Brie Larson, on Twitter:

[istandonsnowpiles]

It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess

[helloitsbees]

oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]

[blizzardphobe]

i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time

but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual

its racism plain and simple

[manasavalluru]

this is a problem that goes unnoticed too often please fucking fix it.

[looknorth]

French is probably one of the most beatiful languages in the world, whilst arabic, for all it’s intricacies and history.. is not.. French is also way more useful to know in a western society than arabic, so to jut it all down to racism is a bit hasty

[blizzardphobe]

im fluent in french and god is it the most useless language i have ever known. i only speak fluent conversations with like. two people. i dont know any native french speakers in the us beside my grandparents and honestly i dont think they exist. its an ugly language once you speak it fluently anyways and its just weird english people who think its pretty

but arabic though……my friend speaks it a lot. she speaks it with her immediate family. despite her talking in english at school, she knows many out-of-town people who speak arabic. the circle of people she can speak arabic to is huge. its a very useful language, especially considering the refugees coming in. theres not even anything particularly bad sounding about it? 

so its racism. arabic is primarily spoken by middle eastern people. french is primarily spoken by white people. my middle eastern friend gets strange and disgusted looks for speaking her language. my white ass gets praised for speaking mine. its racism 

but sure….go excuse racism…..getting strange and disgusted looks for speaking a middle eastern language is totally because its “””not useful””” and “””not beautiful””” 

[chabeonsky]

[lolbatty]

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

[jelton-john]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[interditauxbatards]

[gallusrostromegalus]

#just looking at this sprained both of my ankles

Tags by @offensiveagentpie 

[vanjalen]

New boot goofin

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?

[unicornempire]

Slendergirl.

[machetelanding]

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it.

Anyway.

Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then.

[csdragon]

Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries!

[vosh-daemon]

Release them, Fredward Jones. Your hubris will become your undoing…

[cappucino-commie]

   Hotter take: Freddy doesn’t actually know. The rest of the gang took those mortal forms to fuck with people but they were so endeared by earnest want to solve mysteries and help people that they’re along for the ride. And hey if Shaggy gets bodyslammed hard enough that it should have snapped his spine and he gets up fine after who notices? And if Velma knows things that she shouldn’t know on occasion, things that would have been impossible to notice without some kind of foresight or omniscience- hey, just a coincidence right? And if Daphne conveniently has a medley of strange skills- hey, rich kids are weird, right? It’s not too far fetched for her to have a hobbyist interest fencing, boxing, ballroom dancing, knitting, sewing, modern and antique fashions, and whatever else is relevant to the case at hand.

   And as we all know Scooby Doo is canonically related to an elder god anyways.

[tentacleteapot]

listen I can respect that Marina ‘and the Diamonds’ Lambrini Diamandis wrote a song about how bad she wants to fuck and made all the lyrics about fruit and eating and stuff, but I cannot condone her using the lyric ‘I’m your cauliflower’ and expecting it to be considered sexy

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

it was carnal flower but for the sake of this post i’m gonna agree with you

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bob-belcher]

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”

— Lemony Snicket, Horseradish (via quotespile)

[iameverysparklywoman]

this may be controversial but i firmly believe all movies should be weird and cheap and kind of ugly and be about homos

[c-bassmeow]

[harleyismyhero-deactivated20190]

remember when people were saying Pink was evil or some shit because she faked her own death to get away from the other diamonds

you know I already thought her actions were understandable if a bit misguided but you know what the more I see of White the more I think she 100% did the right thing

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I thought this was about Pink the singer for a second and wanted to know how I missed the fact that she faked her own death.

[alentailleur]

And why she was trying to escape Marina and the rest of the diamonds…

[rosecrystal]

fathers be like i fucked u over during the most important formative years of ur life and was never there for u but now that ur an adult and theres no help or effort needed from me lets be best friends bud!