MeloforsCantis

[pagesofkenna]

posted in the editor's Facebook group I'm in, I thought y'all would get a kick out of it too

[teathattast]

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[teathattast]

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

[teathattast]

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Me rn…

Oh, look! More Relatable Autistic Content!

Autism

[laikawriter]

Earlier this year, Animal Care Specialist @Anton Morrison treated out Asian small-clawed otters to a simulated rainstorm. Immersive enrichme

Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"

[headspace-hotel]

Otter enclosure immersive experience...

[akajustmerry]

anyway in light of hbo's silly new series announcement today, i am going to leave these links here

a video breakdown of jk rowling's connections and support for fascist organisers and groups (and yes she uses money from her works to support them)

article breaking down antisemitism in harry potter works

up-to-date video on the history of jk rowling's anti-trans discrimination + her new bullshit podcast

British trans support organisations to support

20 Trans POC-Led, Grassroots Organizations To Support

pro-trans donation list

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[shego1142]

[Audio Transcript: I just want to talk about why I wear sunglasses as a blind individual.

I actually had one experience where I was at a barn hanging out, having a couple drinks and uh, because I’m blind I just stare straight ahead.

I didn’t realise that there was anyone in front of me, I was just staring and had no idea.

I didn’t know until a security guard came over and asked me to leave “ for being creepy”

Uh I stood up with my cane, because I didn’t know what was happening and I found out,

everyone started laughing and didn’t know like, that I was blind,

I guess what I was doing was staring at one of the bartender’s chests, and I had no idea.

So ever since that one time, I wear sunglasses now to kind of hide what my eyes are doing since I don’t control them anymore.

It was a very embarrassing… and Uhm made me really insecure about my eyes and that’s the reason I wear sunglasses as a blind person.

End Audio Transcript. ]

[snowie-skyes]

*watches this badass blind dude fucking make Tony Hawk proud af assuming he wears the shades cuz he's cool AF*

*scrolls down to find the audio transcript*

....oh

[guooey]

[transette]

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[tikkety-tok]

[thornsilver]

Yeah, you need to unmute.

[petslifeworld]

Having the time of ferret’s life!

[i-am-fert]

the thrill of finding out what you were made for

[picazos-angsty-typist-deactivat]

#do you think most people are so domesticated they have yet to find their bowl of snow?#people who’s talents lie somewhere outside all this#such as digging really nice holes

these tags did something to me

[is-the-rat-vid-cute]

Rating: Cute

This mother rat is “protecting” her babies by making sure they stay close to her. She’s doing her best even if she is struggling a bit!

[aquilacalvitium]

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[memewhore]

[fluffygif]

Sand art 🎨

[gotterhag]

SHUT UP