Sheeping Around

I post what I want

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[rowenasimp]

[lostinthemarinarasaucejpeg]

look at him look at him look at him look at him

[amwult]

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

[1marry]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[miiilowo]

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

[miiilowo]

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

[miiilowo]

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

[miiilowo]

jesus said this

[demonnstein]

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[eatsleepcrap]

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

[eatsleepcrap]

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

[oilvla]

What does glue have to do with this

[eatsleepcrap]

i knew you’d get stuck there

[sparrrorow]

good lord they died in this glue trap

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

been repeating this in my head all day

[borange]

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

[02nd]

hi

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You should all be beaten like piñatas

[benihana-circumcision]

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

[lovedbz1]

[grillmasterxbbq]

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

Hate that this post keeps becoming true again and again

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[fluffylandshark]

[coelii]

This is sweet but I really thought it was going to end with someone named “Haters Horge” who spends every second in a cave halfway across the world just loathing you for no reason and they were the statistical outlier