devin's sideblog

18+ only please. blog for humor and fandom posts

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[terramosh]

[parasocialanxiety]

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[gooopy]

I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.

King??????? Where are you

[zeiat]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know this has been said plenty of times before but i love when people are like “film snobs will seriously make fun of you because you’d rather watch Captain America than, i dunno, *proceeds to make up a movie that sounds fucking awesome and reveals that they just completely lack curiosity about the world around them*”

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[morphogenetic]

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

[zedogica]

cant stop thinking about this video its driving me insane. scariest object ever made. looked it up w friends in a discord call and found out its like fucking eight feet tall and made of solid metal

imagine visiting someone's house for a party, it goes late. 1 in the morning. you're drunk and high. you have to go to the bathroom before going home. hallway lights are off, its like a train tunnel. this thing is at the end of the hallway

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[supercomposite-deactivated20220]

[glavilio]

thats not fucking funny man my grandma died from an ageric reactioon to gagobears

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[charl0ttan]

fucking the wound man for wounds

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]