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🍄Art Requests Open!!🍄 ✨apricot✨they/them✨ 💖send me asks please💖 🌸really into mcyts rn🌸 ‼️minor‼️ 💕message me if you need to vent or just need a friend💕 🌺cottagecore sideblog is @strawberry-honeybee🌺

[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the day is: Sea Captain

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

Listed on all o’ me legal documents.

[melon-floppa]

hello guys ik i haven’t been on WHATSOEVER but i’ve been more active on instagram and twitter i’ve migrated 🚶‍♂️ sorry about that lmao but remember when my art was shit?? yeah here’s an update of some things i made

[stacey-thomas-deactivated201910]

‘I Take Issue’ project- wrote my first graphic novelette! Not something I’d normally say, but I’m super proud of this.

(please excuse the weird layout, it’s formatted for printing rather than internet)

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

I had to reblog this. Because it’s not only beautifully painted, its idea is something that needs to be shared, again and again, so that more people will take their bloody buckets off.

Thank you for making this.

[arcticarthropod]

[socialistexan]

Word of advice: if possible find therapists who are trans themselves.

My therapist is a trans man and not only was he willing to give me the referral I needed after just one visit, he'll do it for people who just ask.

[kamuysaurus]

Also, if available in your state: Plume is a trans run healthcare service that arranges HRT and keeps track of when you need bloodwork etc. All it took was a few intake forms, a video call with a doctor, and then I was prescribed hormones. Very simple. There is a 99 membership fee, but it takes care of all of your stuff in one place that was usually be multiple doctors. I recommend it.

[arcticarthropod]

This is big news!

[ice--ocean]

was really curious about this and no info was included in this post so, i went looking and it was a lil hard to find. the website is getplume and these are the available states (currently?) not my state but hopefully this reaches someone who needs it

[non-binary-memes]

info for my babies 💕

[margoblack]

raise a cup for all the posts you couldn't reblog because someone added something abysmally stupid and the op's deactivated

[babyanimalgifs]

This cute platypus 

(via)

[big-ass-magnet]

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

[bogleech]

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

[random-chaos-thoughts]

If a writer wrote this for an alien specie people would say they are pushing it too far but honestly nature is weirder than anyone can imagine

[skymoonandstardust]

Reblog for anons to send you a heart if they would lowkey date you

Bonus points if they say why

[smolanxiouscatvoid]

Please 👉👈

[big-daddy-yogurt-deactivated202]

watch me get absolutely nothing in my inbox

[smolanxiouscatvoid]

That’s okay neither will I

[skiesfall-from-the-stars]

👉👈?

[skiesfall-from-the-stars]

girls,,,

rb if you agree

[skiesfall-from-the-stars]

boys,,,

rb if you agree

[skiesfall-from-the-stars]

nonbinary people,,,,

rb if you agree

[tubulareric]

[legalise-drugs-and-murder-blog]

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

[oculousreparo]

[ourpoeticlives]

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

[earlgreytea68]

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

[earlgreytea68]

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

[earlgreytea68]

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

[jlrpuck]

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

[earlgreytea68]

::bows with a flourish::

[revdrfrog]

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

@revfrog

[ririsasy]

Reblogging for the last gif

[septicake]

reblogging because YES

[nightashes]

If Asexuals and aromantics are gods, than demisexuals and demiromantics are demigods.

[mypeculiarthoughts-anthea]

@newmainolddead

[jay-kwellyn]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

[jay-kwellyn]

Seeing as how most of my followers came from this post and it’s seems to never stop, I look like this now and my pronouns are She/Her. Jsyk

[northisnotup]

[kimmycup]

LOOK AT HER GO!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! SHE CAN DO A SALTO AND A PERFECT EYELINER!!!

[official-lucifers-child]

holy shit she’s amazingly strong AND gorgeous???? fuck yeah

[ampervadasz]

[clungedestroyer]

[r4cs0]

SMACK

[lordascapelion]

Cats can have a little salami

AS A PUNISHMENT

[chubbycattumbling]

no

[olreid]

kathleen turner / ana mendieta / david shrigley / audre lorde

[cineraria]

[no-the-fandoms-protested-deacti]

move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it

This is more entertaining than it should be.

[larryslove]

This is why I love Tumblr.

[kiddjmccann]

two hours later i click reblog

[bruve-blog]

five hours later i click reblog

[guactactical-deactivated2017040]

It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

[the-awkward-reblobber]

thank you