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orionporion

Part 5 cast but I gave them outfits inspired on their stands :)

#jjba

64mpg

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

64mpg

it’s just not possible

hexbugswallower

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

I still think about this one on a regular basis

seabassapologist

never forget

cerastes

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

asmrgaret

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

asmrgaret

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

flame-shadow

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

fucking-relax

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

crispapples

I baked some beetle bread!! <3

plaidos

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

modwyr

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

dustmusings

maul appreciation week, day 4 —wounded

like. what was the empire's beef with maul's right hip specifically? (I gave him a new outfit cause he deserves it :D partially inspired by his TPM look but also not really) and to the @maul-appreciation-week mods, thank you for running this event !!! <3

#darth maul #Star Wars

unlaww

Plo Koon 🧡

But with a yellow lightsaber ✨

I returned with this offering.

#star wars #plo koon

normalcei

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

lesbianbloodritual

when i was a young woman on tumvlr ten years ago everybody liked american football, tigers jaw, ajj, and teen suicide. and we all had a little tin plate with a candle on it, and we needed to be careful not to let the candle go out because we needed it to read the posts. one time a mutual told me they were scared of their candle going out while their phone was charging at night. the dashboard didn't have the overhead fluorescent lights yet. and we had fan mail, and we liked that comic where the girl is a possum. and the stock market crash hadn't happened yet. i made a lot of money selling my tunblr stocks and i bought a boat. i would take the boat out to sea and lie down on the deck and go on tumbr and answer fan mail, but i had to use the candle to read the fan mail, because we didn't have lights yet. it was very dark back then, and one time i fell into the gap between two posts and twisted my ankle. and some people liked elvis depressedly, also, but i can't say that i was one of them.