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[dogpuppy]

[rainphee]

this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

[rubysapphrald]

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

[rubysapphrald]

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

[asteroidtroglodyte]

How Food Works: Living Things are machines made up of tiny organic parts. Heterotrophs are Living Things which cannot photosynthesize and must acquire parts and fuel by eating other formerly living things. Human are heterotrophs. Some food tastes better when your body is craving those things, like fats and salts.

How People Think Food Works: eating is both a privilege and a test, and GOD will JUDGE you and SMITE you with UNHOLY FATNESS if you eat the BAD FOODS. girl you have to eat as little as possible because THE DEVIL IS IN THE CARBS but boy get tomahawk steak tomahawk steak tomahawk steak no salad salad has Girl Particles you get fat by eating fat everybody knows that

[forgamers]

[renehhh]

tumblr needs to stop calling me out

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[rudeteens]

[charl0ttan]

bugbite scritch so good so bad..

[charl0ttan]

dick from white boy name of vlad🧛🏻‍♂️

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[blemgoid]

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

[blemgoid]

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

[unclefather]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[girlballs-archive]

Fat bitches frotting

[girlballs-archive]

sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation

[im-mender]

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[casgirl]

fuck my stupid baka life is really the greatest phrase known to man

[comikbook]

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop