[animentality]

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

(via prev)

[tsarina-anadyomene]

reincarnation is hidden from us as an anti-griefing measure

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[memories]

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @fourpatch is a good person and deserves many good things.

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[theprofessional-amateur]

Pride 2004: Reagan’s death June 5, 2004

Pride 2015: Obergfell v Hodges ruling announced June 26, 2015

Pride 2026: 🤞🏻

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[fulda-gap-express]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

[fulda-gap-express]

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

[luidilovins]

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

[prof-grace-aspen]

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

[theropoda]

being on this website as it gets worse really makes me understand what it feels like to be a highly specialized species suffering under habitat destruction

[oneheadtoanother]