[frangipani-wanderlust]

So the creator titled this "Caveman Cooking," but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.

Sound on. Trust me.

[godshideouscreation]

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[typhlonectes]

[honourablejester]

Okay, this made me pause and literally write out every letter that 'fell' in order (‘oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue’), then make sure they were all contained in 'turntomushuponthergroun'.

They are, and it's very satisfying.

[postanagramgenerator]

oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnued

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turntomushupontheground

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[water-weaving]

i was looking for special cat feeders because ours are gluttons who gorge themselves and i found this one...device:

this sounded fun so i checked the comments and...

[water-weaving]

im??

[water-weaving]

come to the dark side we have dry food scattered in strategically designed green colored plastic tubes

[moved--306389]

Toy works as intended, people just weren't counting on the fact cats are smart and evil

[nepofledgling]

making art is just like showering………can’t get up and do it, can’t stop when you’ve started. you want to crawl out of your skin if you don’t do it often enough. everything in the world is the exact same

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

[triskeleaficionado]

[instructor144]

ffs ....

[krisatherandom]

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

[haveuseenmyhalo]

Excellent additions.

[asirbyanyothername]

Angels wear wingtips.

[triskeleaficionado]

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

[researcherinblue]

Ice skaters wear slippers

[dorkery]

[chaoticwixtheybe]

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

[selfdestructivecat]

VERY good addition!

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Achilles wears heels.

[rongzhi]

A cooking tutorial

English added by me :)

[were--ralph]

the transgender possum was in the bakery at some point and i can not stress how much i do not buy the fresh food from here lol

[were--ralph]

wait why did it put transgender? does my phone know something i don't...?

[were--ralph]

happy transgender possum monday i guess

[memnema]

How to respond to Are You Gay question from coworkers when you dislike talking about your sexuality

Not yet *flirtatious eyebrow waggle* (works on all genders)

Why, are you asking me out? (said only to taken/married cooworkers, fake flirtatiously)

*Crosses fingers dramatically* maybe this year it'll finally happen (said with dramatic hope)

I havent reached that stage of my transformation yet (deadpan)

With any luck, i mean have you seen Men? (Sardonic)

*sighs* not yet so far, im afraid (disappointed)

One can only hope (said like a farmer waiting for rain)

*checks self as if gay is a lighter i would be carrying* sorry, no

Maybe, someday (wistful)

[memnema]

Sister of MC (angry)

She doesn't cry in front of me

Not for sad movies or at funerals or

And I know she was sad (her whole life) but she doesn't, ever. (Pointed look)

You don't know what you have

Its is special, and

you should fight for it (pleading)

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[memnema]

I could be eating lemon loaf right now

I bought all the ingredients several weeks ago

I've had time

I've had opportunity

But I don't have any lemon loaf

Lemon loaf would brighten my mood

But I dont have any lemon loaf

Just the ingredients

[lo-xi-v]

pathetic beast

[plaguedocboi]

Certified Toad Behavior

[maryaustria]

oghä

[coulsart]

Me on a random tuesday morning

[piebutt]

beelzebufo. prehistoric planet season 2. he gets even BETTER in the episode. 

[neil-gaiman]

So this was the unanswered messages in my ask box a couple of days ago:

and this is the unanswered messages in my ask box today,

and I'm incredibly grateful to everyone who has said such nice things about the season, and I'm sorry to everyone who had emotions they weren't expecting, and I'm impressed that so many of you have theories and don't plan to answer, validate or really even comment on any of them, but mostly I'm just sorry because I probably won't read whatever you've sent, not because I don't want to but because if I was doing nothing but reading Tumblr asks as a full time job I still wouldn't catch up with the thousands of asks coming in.

I'm glad you care.

[memnema]

Imagine if Netflix etc measured audience engagement through Tumblr posts and DMs