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mcgonagollygee

tired interpretation: complaining about your wife being opinionated

wired interpretation: bragging about how smart your wife is

minervafloofderg-migrating

Jerry Seinfeld vs John Mulaney death battle

sassysousa

Wow, alright, I’m in a place in my head where I hadn’t even CONSIDERED that 1st one, the tired interpretation. I straight-up only thought it was a lovely mug about how awesome their wife is, and I’m just so happy about that :)

docninj

jessicahenwick-deactivated20171

seduce me with obscure knowledge of history

wonkas-golden-nword-pass-deacti

Nintendo and the ottoman empire existed during the same time

wonkas-golden-nword-pass-deacti

dankmemecentral1

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

leafcrunch

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

greglestrade

i saw people talking about themes on my dash and i was like what??????? then i remembered i have an ACTUAL blog page and wow when did i last update that…. 1992?

doujinshi

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

dedededededededededededededenne

autumnhobbit

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

kyleehenke

barelyup

This is the best fucking video i CANNOT breathe

semeak

I have not laughed that hard at a video in so long oh my god 😂😂

unexplained-events

Reddit user Kappnfalcon works in a small store as a stocker. Some unusual stuff has happened in his place of work. Black footprints have been appearing overnight. The footprint sizes range from adult to child. Sometimes they lead a trail into the walls and other times they lead nowhere. They have motion detectors and cameras that never catch anything.

They often appear overnight, but he has seen them appear mid-day behind the cash register where only workers are allowed. Both him and his manager have seen the footprints, but have no idea who they belong to.

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swarnpert

ghost that doesnt wash its ass

chenillecanary-deactivated20260

Ghost Malone

iamoutofideas

DIY shingles

swarnpert

like the disease or the roof tiles

iamoutofideas

whatever

dankmemeuniversity

reverseracism

Hi. My name is Mari Copeny. Im 11 years old and a kid from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Little Miss Flint. Im an activist, an advocat

reverseracism

Hi. My name is Mari Copeny. Im 11 years old and a kid from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Little Miss Flint. Im an activist, an advocat

dragontatoes

A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city

right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!

11 year old: Michigan is in America

right wingers:

garlic-slut

*psst* they hate black people. If flint had a high white population and all the little white children were being poisoned this would’ve been cleared up immediately.

best-of-memes

gghero

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

theforce

sharice davids just unseated a republican in the middle of fucking kansas becoming the first native american woman to serve in the us house of representatives and guess what SHE’S ALSO A LESBIAN