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Burt making himself invisible
Today would have been Richard Mulligan’s 89th birthday
These are perfect
I’ve been watching #dynasty and I’ve always wanted to beat the heck out of Joseph.
I could only remember him as Lincoln on TOS. Now I know why - I blocked this from my memory.
Soap + The Onion (part 3)
These are amazing
Oh boy. Just when you think you knew it all. A gay woman.
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After watching Matt Baume’s video I’ve been thinking a lot about Jodie’s identity. It was always kind of up in the air for fans. Is he trans? Is he cis? Is he gay? Is he bi? The last two I think can kind of go either way since we never get a conclusion to the Maggie storyline (I personally think they had no romantic/sexual chemistry so that relationship means nothing to me. Doesn’t mean Jodie can’t be bi, but I just don’t see it with Maggie).
But I’m settled on how I interpret his gender. I have always viewed him as cis, but really looking at that storyline and reflecting on something Ada-Rhodes Short said in the video, gave me some more perspective. There are what I used to see as inconsistencies in that story, but looking at it closer I think the way Jodie explains his choice to get a “sex change operation” to his family makes sense. I’ll go into that in a bit, but first I want to address what Ada-Rhodes said.
About halfway through the video she says,
“…I just wanna look at Jodie and be like, “You are clearly super fucking trans”. ‘Cause nobody looks at their boyfriend and is like, “Well, he likes girls, so I should just become a girl”. That’s not a cis person’s thought process.”
Now, this clip is only a portion of an interview Matt and Ada-Rhodes did. The rest is on his Patreon. I’m not currently a Patron of his so I’m willing to take this quote with a grain of salt, as I may be missing context. At the same time though, this video should be able to stand on its own without context from content that’s behind a paywall. So looking at the statement as it’s presented here…it makes no sense.
The first thing I take issue with is that she says Jodie’s bf (Dennis Phillips) is attracted to girls. Anyone who has seen the first half of season 1, or even Dennis’ first appearance, knows this is not the case. Dennis is gay. But Dennis is closeted because he is a public figure and it’s 1977. When we first meet him he is dating, and later engaged to, a woman. Not because he is attracted to her, but because being in a lavender marriage is the safest option for him as a well-known athlete.
The fact that she got this detail wrong in her interpretation of Jodie (and Dennis for that matter!) leads me to assume that she has not actually watched Soap, or at least not any full episodes from this storyline. Maybe she has, I don’t know -I didn’t know anything about her until this video- but how can you get this one fact so wrong otherwise? It just takes apart the whole argument.
The rest of the quote bothers me too. I’m not trans, so if anyone who is wants to chime in or correct me, please do. But to me a person shouldn’t transition to please someone else. That actually seems like a very not-trans thing to do. They should do it because it feels right to them as an individual. Which is why I see Jodie as cis. It’s clear to me that Jodie is transitioning because to him it’s the safest option for Dennis if the two of them eventually want to be public as a couple. And in many cultures and time periods this experience was or continues to be the reality for cis-gay couples. It has happened throughout history. That’s what I see playing out here when Jodie chooses to transition. He’s not doing it because it’s who he feels he is in his heart. He’s doing it as a compromise to continue being with Dennis.
But, now you might be recalling the scene in episode 2 when Jodie tells Mary that he has always felt like a woman. This statement can, and has, been interpreted in many ways. Is this how Jodie really feels? Or, is this a case of the writers conflating gender identity and sexuality? As Oprah once said, “What is the truth”? Yesterday, after years of pondering this scene, it finally clicked for me. Mary doesn’t know about Dennis. None of Jodie’s family knows that they’re dating. Danny doesn’t find out until episode 8 when Jodie officially comes out to him as gay. His cousins find out after he’s already checked into the hospital for surgery. Burt doesn’t even know until the beginning of season 2, after Jodie has decided not to go through with transitioning and Dennis has opened up to the idea of coming out. Jodie has been keeping this relationship, the true reason he wants to transition, under wraps in order to, again, protect Dennis. He needs a way to justify this decision to his loved ones before he and Dennis are able to go public.
At the end of the day, Jodie is a fictional character. His idenity/ies can be interpreted in many ways. If a trans person sees themself in Jodie then that’s groovy. But when I look at this story, who was writing it, and the historical context of when it was written and takes place, I just don’t see trans representation. I see the story of a gay man that is making a sacrifice in order to be with the man he loves. And that’s just as valid, because many gay people have been in the same or similar situations and can relate to that.
Pence is a POS.
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When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.
Livin the life.
Here be my addition
That’s actually a thing? I thought my local bookstore was the only one living their best life tbh
This one guides me to any sections he’s feeling that day
Mice like things they can tear up to turn into comfy nests. Like paper. Shop cats used to be everywhere, but the food industry doesn’t get to keep them any more. The book industry still finds them useful and has no such legal restrictions.
Also bookshop owners and patrons alike are crazy cat ladies/gents, so it makes them feel at home.
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It’s all grief to me. --Danny Dallas as a Fake Rabbi
Dear Men Writers
Lesser known facts when writing women:
High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.
The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.
Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.
You can’t hold in a period like pee.
Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.
Feel free to add your own.
- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.
- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.
- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.
- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.
-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.
- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.
- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most can’t run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesn’t mean “buy me a drink” - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING
-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief. If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it won’t fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.
Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.
Yes to all of this. But also:
If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. No. If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place. Furthermore, there’s probably a can’s worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds. There’s no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.
This is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing they’re impossible
^^^This though
The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.
GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC. If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models. We become squinty.
-most women wear bras. Yes, even when they are trying to dress sexy. Because bras make boobs look perkier and rounder, which is something men apparently find sexy, so being a seductress or femme fatale is not an automatic reason for a female character to not be wearing a bra.
-a good bra will hide headlights, or at the very least drastically reduce their noticeability. A women with enough pointy nipple issues will opt for a padded or molded bra to hide them.
-women’s nipples do not automatically become hard pyramids visible through any and all layers of clothing the second they become even slightly aroused. They are not the female equivalent of boners. And even if their nipples do get hard, the bras they are almost certainly wearing (because even a goddamn succubus with big, honkin’ knockers for seducing men is gonna have those painful puppies in some kind of boob sling) should keep those pointy nipples from being visible to every other character in the scene, JIM BUTCHER. YES, EVEN LARA RAITH WOULD WEAR A BRA ONCE IN A GODDAMN WHILE.
if you’re being tied up and tortured in a freezing underground dungeon, then you probably have more important things to pay attention to than how hard somebody’s nipples are, jim butcher
- Wearing a bra that doesn’t fit HURTS. It’s not sexy to wear a bra that’s “two sizes too small”, it’d make your clothes hang oddly and you’d have a weird, uncomfortable “quad-boob” effect and your back would hurt, BEN AARONOVITCH.
Also, after removing a too small bra, there’s gonne be angry red lines on the boobs and ribs and the lady is not going to want them to be touched by anyone for a good long while
-Not all women wear heels. Those things hurt and are hard to balance in. They can also mess up your feet and back pretty bad.
-Lips aren’t just naturally red “as if she’d been drinking wine but they were just like that without makeup cause she’s so perfect,” my dear little Kvothe from ‘Name of the Wind’. Also, girls do not naturally smell like fruit or flowers, it’s either perfume or something she’d been eating recently.
I’ve been appreciating this post but now it’s back very specifically calling out my problematic faves and I don’t think those male authors realize how much it totally takes me out of the story for a moment when they commit these errors. It does nothing useful for the plot and is annoying for half of the audience
Is it weird that I’m female and wasn’t aware of a solid third of these?
I mean, all writes take note. I basically live in man land when it comes to protagonists so I don’t know half these things despite being a woman
(Most) Women do not look at themselves in the mirror and compare their breasts to fruit. Any sort of fruit. Especially melons. Please save us from the melons.
Also we are not aware of our breasts at all times. I do not walk down a flight of stairs and think “oh golly my breasts are bouncing so much right now”. They are as much as natural part of our bodies as arms. Do you constantly think about how your arms are moving? Sure you may be aware of them, but paying full attention? Doubtful.
Also: women working out are almost never sexy. They’re not glowing or glistening or (kill me) *sparkling*. They are red and sweaty and gross just like all the dudebros doing their time with the dumbbells. Stop ogling fictional women at the gym, TOM WOLFE.
I love this post.
Men are so ignorant of women’s lives, holy fucking christ on a stick.
- period cramps literally happen in the uterus, not the ovaries, and they literally are very scaled down labor pains, so your fantasy psychically-transmitted sympathy labor pains are going to need an accompanying vision or something for the character to realize it isn’t just her period.
- whether or not a woman has masturbated before her first time having penetrative sex is irrelevant to whether or not the sex will make her bleed. Bleeding from first sex is from either a rough/inconsiderate partner or being insufficiently aroused/lubricated.
Dang it, B KATLING!
-If a woman doesn’t wear bras it’s because she finds them uncomfortable. That means she values comfort over appearance. She’s going to be in a t-shirt and loose pants most of the time and she probably only shaves if she’s specifically intending to meet someone.
-Not wearing underwear means discharge gets on her pants or between her thighs.
-Shower sex fails most of the time.
-There is no such thing as natural cleavage.
-A woman’s appearance has absolutely no relation to her level of intelligence, so enough with this “beautiful but intelligent” trope.
-Women do not typically walk or lounge around in sexy poses and lingerie when by themselves.
heels are not for fighting(they’re good for nothing really, but especially for fighting/running) and your “strong” female character that is supposedly an experienced fighter will not wear heels for it
Steel-toed boots! Bam!
Will Burt and Danny become friends? Or will Danny kill Burt? Thus putting a strain on their relationship?
Rod Roddy, the announcer on Soap (via bitterxdisappointment)
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