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kosmogrl

lunarriviera

transfemmbeatrice

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

had to give up and use spoilers (not just hints, straight up puzzle answers) for baba is you :(

game hard :( :(

were--ralph

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

were--ralph

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

were--ralph

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

were--ralph

CAST NOW

leonalmalsy

helloitsbees

this fanfic shit is easy

escuerzoresucitado

jell-o101

"We want more complicated female characters!"

Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.

blackstar5078

Important tags to include actually.

#tadc spoilers #tadc ep 9 #tadc finale #the amazing digital circus

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

theboxfort

Peace and love

#other people's art #Is inspiring and not a reason to feel defeated!

jellogram

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

daily-dropout-screenshots

actual visceral screams of terror

#game changer #game changer spoilers #rulette 2 #scenes that actually made me cry laughing

hotgirlmeg

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

#narrator voice: “it was internalized racism.”#guys PLEASE look at john boyega

rosewind2007

Truth!

Justice!

Freedom!

…reasonably priced love!

…and maybe a hardboiled egg?

Is that too much to ask?

“Happy” Glorious 25th May to those who celebrate (and Towel Day)

apolladay

How many in-use* drink containers do you have in your room?

1-3

4-8

9+

None!

Voting ended onMay 25

*You can just count the ones that are yours if you share a room. You don’t need to count ones that just hold random stuff or are unused + empty (e.g. collectible cup on a shelf, cup still in its packaging, pen-holder cup, etc)

Cans, drink bottles, and mugs also count

#i just cleaned up! hahahahaha #if i hadn't it'd've'en two #one for water and one for coffee #poll me up