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Someday you will be 60 and all the misfortunes of the life you had are the stories you tell children on how you survived

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The rise of androgyny and unisex fashion in the 1970s was apparently responsible for the introduction of a sex marker in passports.

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Oh wow so me saying "no government documentation should ever include a gender marker for any reason" has been right all along. For exactly the reason I stated when people were giving me shit for not supporting x markers on documents.

I go absolutely feral when a character is just a means to the end. What do you mean there life wasn’t weighed to matter? What do you mean the effort they put in was not reciprocated?

Not to brag but I know a few things haha…cause people tell me them lol…cause I’m kind of like weird but also really quiet so people tell me secrets because my weird sleep deprived self has bigger things to do then tell other people lmao…anyway I know a few things

In a dnd campaign I did someone in my party referred to us as “The Baddies”. Now anytime I see a shot in film of a “team” standing together my brain adds a title card with “The Baddies” displayed across it

#like every time #there is no such thing as a “cinematic shot to me anymore #if you guys go on quest together #and or have the found family trope #and you all stare off in the same direction posing or walking dramatically #you are The Baddies #the baddies #dnd #dnd character #dnd campaign #dnd party

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It’s that time of the year again

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*2069 slutty slutty years

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An Ancient Greek woman giving a offering to Hera to let her know that Zeus is trying to cheat on her

#come get your man he’s bothering me #ancient greece #ancient Greek #greek mythology #Hera #Zeus

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man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind

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comprehensive list of things that happened to me in my welding course with The Guys:

- was the only one to get an A the first grading period. had to stop them from putting me on their shoulders

- became the official classroom mascot on account of i was the only girl. this meant i was an integral stop on any and all workshop tours. was referred to as “Our Lady Helena” on these occasions

- almost set myself on fire once bc my prof stood behind me watching me try a skill he’d just demonstrated and he shouted very suddenly very loudly. restarted my heart and asked WTF WAS THAT FOR JOHN and he called me a “goddamn wonder”. i almost got third degree burned over a compliment

- mentioned offhand ONE TIME that swords were cool. also mentioned my birthday offhand ONE TIME. one of The Guys remembered both instances and also happened to find a sword in a dumpster so he gave it to me for my birthday

- came in fifth in an arm wrestling competition

- french braided my hair in class bc i didn’t have time to do it beforehand. ended up with an audience of like 5+ guys trying to figure out how tf i was doing it

- told The Guys my college friends call me barbie. Mistake. suddenly had all 12 of them calling me Barbarian

- had some down time and made a silly little sculpture with some scraps. The Guys were endlessly intrigued by this and demanded to see some of my art school stuff. had a small crowd around my phone cheering loudly every time i swiped to a new picture

- accidentally mentioned the cafe i worked at. Mistake. several days later all 12 of them came in to bother me

- offered someone a haircut. Mistake. had to retract the offer bc suddenly Everyone wanted a haircut and it would Not Be Fair if i only did one

Hate when people ask me things. “Are you crying?” No I’m outside your window square up.

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not to be anti-religious but i do wonder if teaching children that they are innately flawed and sinful is, perhaps, not a healthy worldvi

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to expand on this, i also think kids should probably grow up without being told that engaging in common pleasurable activities is a sin against god

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in fact i suspect that telling tiny vulnerable human beings they are morally obligated to forsake the needs and desires of the flesh, might, just possibly, interfere with healthy develo

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Please don't say religion when you mean Christianity. None of those are innate parts of religion.

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so the language of the additions on this post was very consciously influenced by my experiences living in countries with laws and cultures dominated by Islam and Buddhism, respectively.

Yes I grew up in an oppressively Christian culture, but Western Christianity is not solely or even necessarily singularly oppressive, and is certainly not the only religious structure that leverages shame in a dangerous way. And we do the world at large a disservice by acting like other major global religious institutions are harmless simply because they aren't Christian. Religious trauma comes in many forms, foreign and familiar.

“I could’ve made that.” Well you didn’t. The reason there’s is on the wall and yours isn’t is because they did

#“modern art is ruining creativity!!#first off #you are referring to contemporary art #modern art was the era of van Gough #second off #new forms of art will always become more popular over time #if you really like other forms of art there is plenty of people on the world still making the art you like #original art #traditional art #artwork #art #modern art #contemporary

Coming out to your friend is a relief but also leads to more opportunities for them to call you out. My best friend told me to watch an anime and I said I wasn’t really watching anime anymore and she just smiled and said: “Its your type of show though! The character cast is strong women with swords! “ She told me absolutely nothing else about the anime. Not the plot, the setting, not the name, not conflict. All I know is it is “strong women and swords”, and when I have free time I’m watching the “strong women with swords anime”. I can’t even be mad at her.

#i know what you are #say it. out loud #a pathetic sapphic #lgbt #I don’t even remember the name so I’m going to have to text and ask for the strong women with swords anime #she weaponized my type so I’d watch her anime #lgbtq #queer identity #sting women with swords supremacy #I’ll edit this tag when I find out what it is

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the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)

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You are an pathetic coward, I like that in a man.

#get out of here with you pride and you must save every complex

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I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite