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[divorcedfranklangdon]

just a reminder that it's fuck ICE forever

[worldlypositions]

Women should be able to open things

*** (Crossposted from world spirit sock puppet)

[incarnation-issues]

Women should be able to open things

m pretty annoyed today, for nominal reasons ranging between ‘petty’ and ‘doesn’t even make sense’. I’m not entirely sure how or if to take o

Here’s a better link.

[shieldfoss]

Extremely legitimate. Somebody invented a system where the twisting motion doesn’t act against the vacuum by separating the two parts of the lid, I don’t understand how it hasn’t taken over the entire world yet:

[daniel-r-h]

Oh is that why some lids are in two parts? I’ve seen that but rarely; thought that was weird and never knew why they did it; maybe it would have taken off more if the jars were labeled as having a “new, easy-to-open lid” or if they labeled it “EZ-Twist™ Technology” or something.

[isaacsapphire]

The two part lids are home canning lids. Sometimes used for small batch commercial canning, but they are recommended for smaller batches and reuse, unlike one-piece canning lids. (Yeah they’re jars and it’s called canning, historically the whole “preserve food by putting it in a pressure cooker in a container that will become shelf stable” thing is called canning regardless of if the container is metal or glass.)

They are two part because 1. The rubber seal has the least longevity and reusability of the system vs the rings which are good for as long as they’re undented and not too rusty and 2. The ring is only necessary during the canning process and after the jar has been opened, so a person doing canning batches of 8 jars only needs 8 rings even if they’re making 80 jars of whatever to put in the pantry. This is obviously a significant savings in cost and metal used, which was an issue historically.

[youweremovingyourfeet]

Happy senator death day (not the one i was expecting)

[cute-catts]

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[anaryllis]

reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

[anaryllis]

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[mmmm-daily]

the souls of the innocent

[traaansfem]

The sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[quab00]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[whydousernamesevenexist]

the souls of the innocent

[daddysclownboy]

The sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[simply-a-leaf]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[saphi-everything-deactivated202]

the souls of the innocent

[ssnogcb]

The sins of the guilty

[im-an-anthusiast]

time loop

[elizarivers]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[mrblazeflappybird]

the souls of the innocent

[sleepy-boything-shit]

the sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[coelii]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[gorefudge]

the souls of the innocent

[void-mf]

the sins of the guilty

[118sexen]

time loop

[ash-the-tiefling]

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

[shittest-wizard-ever]

the souls of the innocent

[terri-theslime13]

the sins of the guilty

[archaicfirehydrants]

hi im emily whats going on in here

[terri-theslime13]

Sandwich 👍

[homoeroticjunoincident]

THE TIMELOOP HAS BEEN BROKEN EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU EMILY

[zeemczed]

Mustard

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Bread

[zeemczed]

[pleasestopthese]

thank you emily good job everyone

[gwenthebard]

Time loop 😔

[notwiselybuttoowell]

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Hey Every(bog)body

As July gets started people on tumblr will invariably turn their mind to International Bog Day, and I want to get ahead of it and propose something.

Bog Day falls on the 4th Sunday in July, the 22nd the year the screenshot was taken but this year the 26th.

Given that this always takes off with the assumption that its the 22nd, I think we should split the holiday into two forms: observed and official

Observed will take place on the 22nd as usual, and we can celebrate it here with memes, shitpostery and bog awareness.

Offiical is for action and celebration away from tumblr. Make something with dolphin-safe cranberries! Find out about wetlands in your area! Visit them if open to the public! Sign up to volunteer with orgs that protect them! Donate to nonprofits looking to preserve them! They’re very vulnerable habits - ever more so in the U.S. after the devastating Sackett v. Environmental Protection Agency decision from the supreme court in 2023, which limits the Clean Water Act and took protection away from the majority of the nation’s wetlands. The Audubon Society is one of the orgs working to look after them in the face of that, and Wetlands International has a fund you can donate to help monitor the areas used by migratory waterbirds, but I encourage you to do your own research and find ones that speak to you. It’s worth it - they are so important to natural world and the one built by humans alike.

(If you are in the Southern hemisphere and this doesn’t appeal to you in the middle of winter, World Wetlands Day is February 2nd!)

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

[rylandgraces]

Fourth of July? Like the fall out boy song?

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

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[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[fuck-customers]

[3liza]

cancel your mullvad subscription

tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load

if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy

If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis. If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again. archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717