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teathattast

awaken

gaming-misadventures

peaceyp

justsomeantifas

lol

republicansareahategroup

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

missilia-amorii

gaypussyretard

uglyodd

my brain in times of crisis:

borbamenasmoved

duality

borbamenasmoved

the surgery was a success.. the boy is complete

homunculus-argument

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.

tastefullyoffensive

bluelelie-deactivated20161215

this is my favorite post omg

dangerously-human

@jayykesley

arsenicolada

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

arsenicolada

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

juniperberrie

My whole body just experienced deja vu

great-tweets

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girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de

FREE HIM

girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de

HE CAME BACK

scumbagsblog

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

melrows

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

wolfayal

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

queerlyglittering

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

karama9

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

systlin

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

THIS IS ADORABLES :D

yet-another-elsanna-victim

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

Some other amusing posters they approved:

midoriko-sama

Nerdspiration

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

zooophagous

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

passinnotesinsecrecy

birbboba

Would you buy from this bakery?? …Are they qualified?

nest-deactivated20181209

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

lostalive

A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.

johannesviii

In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.