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the twins' reunion vs time dilation

#coltland twins #i have serious thoughts about this but it makes me so sad i have to make a little jokey joke instead #the concept of the person you're closest to who shares your face living all these years without you #they'll never be confused for each other ever again #someone asks “oh is this your older brother” and they both want to throw up #or even worse “is this your dad”#<— op’s tags #goslingverse #ryan gosling cinematic universe

synthyk

It is IMPERATIVE that Rocky finds doing some things to Grace VERY erotic, but they do absolutely nothing for Grace. Something stupid. Like Rocky being obsessed with Grace's sinus cavity (such complex folds! Like a tiny cave system!) so he likes to shove the pointy tips of his finger in Grace's nostrils (Holes always open! So scandalous!!) to echolocate them better and Grace just. Having to deal with that. Laying on his back dick soft with Rocky's fingers in his nose just. Hanging out. While Rocky has fun.

Of course, he gets pavlov'd into finding this hot because Rocky always follows it up with a handy so he's got that to look forward to. Enjoy your new, bizarre fetish buddy

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It is also really important that the same happens on Rocky's end. Grace of course tries to be respectful and all but can't help but project human pleasureable activities on Rocky. Like Grace licking and sucking at his carapace, running his fingers everywhere he can touch on Rocky, and Grace gets so desperate he's panting and dry humping thinking "god I hope Rocky is enjoying this"

Rocky feels vaguely disgusted and neutral on being basically treated like an ice cream, but Grace looks nice when he's so desperate so he'll endure a little bit

(Later Grace tries to experimentally insert his fingers on Rocky's ventral seam and Rocky screams and reminds him that his mouth is in there and Grace surely would not like his fingers getting chomped and digested)

synthyk

YES YOU UNDERSTAND

They both find each other hot! But not everything, not immediately, and not in the same way or for the same reasons.

The breakdown goes like this:

Well that was Not Great. But he puts up with my weirdness, so. -> I know you need this so go ahead :) -> well. it's kinda hot the way it makes him so wet and desperate and I'm just standing here unaffected... -> oh yeah... put your fucking mouth on me... keep trying to lick me... -> Uh Oh! I think I'm fundamentally changed forever!

and it goes both ways.

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Saw a post about Stratt and Grace getting married so he couldn’t testify against her in court and I believe the interaction goes something like as follows:

“Grace, I need your signature.”

Grace looked up from his work in his closet of an office. Stratt closed the door behind her.

“An autograph? I’m flattered.”

She pushed the work off his already disheveled desk and set a single paper on top. It kind of looked like his degree, it kind of looked like-

“A marriage license? Well, now I’m really flattered.”

“For legal reasons. Just sign.” Stratt muttered.

“Are you serious?”

Of course she was serious. She only was serious. But she seemed…uncomfortable? The feeling looked strange on her. Eyes dart between the paper and him. Arms crossed over her chest as if hugging herself. It was definitely a new look. They were in new territory.

“I’m not the marrying type.” said Grace. “And I think I forgot to propose.”

Stratt breathed in deeply. Steeling herself.

“Grace,” Her hands were fidgeting with the cuff of her sleeve. “What I’m doing here is illegal. I’ve broken alot of rules to give the crew a chance to save us. But once the mission begins…the world order will need to go back to how it was.”

Grace listened intently trying to make eye contact with her glassy gaze. He hadn’t thought to much about the legality of it all. After all, that was her job.

“I will be put on trial. I will be found guilty. I will serve the rest of my life behind bars. That is my cost.” Stratt continued, “You, the team, will all be fine. But-”

She pushed the license closer to Grace.

“Spouses don’t testify in court.”

Finally she looked at him. She wasn’t telling him to sign. If that was the case she probably would’ve just forged his signature. Hell, she probably has a whole team just for that purpose. She was asking him.

His choice. Just between the two of them.

“We don’t have to sleep together, right?”

Her eyes went big. “God Grace! No! Just sign the damn paper!” she huffed.

He smiled. And put his name under hers.

Husband and wife.

Well, more like “Most powerful person in the world” and “Some guy she kept around.” But still. Till death do they part.

#phm #strattland

Thinking about the end of the Odyssey where Odysseus was fighting off 108 suitors and Telemachus was fighting one (1) untrained servant

#the odyssey nolan #the odyssey #the odyssey 2026

uovoc

What I envision for Grace is this. He would have been a normal guy if he'd stayed on earth. As a baseline, he is not a monsterfucker or an alienfucker. He's not even really into other humans because he can only get the hots for someone if they've established a soul-baring level of emotional intimacy first, which is impossible because he's allergic to vulnerability. On the flip side this means that on the off chance that he establishes a soul-baring level of emotional intimacy with someone, he's going to have the hots for them no matter what the genital situation is. If Rocky had been a cloud of sentient algae he would have wanted to do it in the cloud. However Grace doesn't know this. He thinks he must have had some kind of latent alien fetish and that's why he was so bad at relationships

#phm

lezbrarian

cutie ben moodboard

#ben doyle #jltg

petrova-line

Y’know how some schools do a teachers vs students kickball game during the last week of class before finals? Yeah i think Ryland Grace goes fucking crazy during that. The UNESCO rumors get overshadowed by the time weather moved their game into the gymnasium, where Mr Grace punted the ball with so much fucking force that it took out one of the ceiling lights

#phm

Okay okay okay I was thinking about the goslingverse right and I love the coltland twins but hear me out imagine Lars and Ryland as the twins

The angst when the Hail Mary launches. Oh my god

#goslingverse #ryan gosling cinematic universe #ryland grace #lars lindstrom #lars and the real girl #project hail mary #phm