[cherrybuttermilk]

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

[horrorofthebeast]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

still can’t believe kanye held estelle hostage until she agreed to sing “i just met this 5′7 guy who’s just my type”

[shitpostinguniverse]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact]

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

[marisatomay]

it’s 2am and i’m in hysterics over this tiktok

[airframeextender]

im not paying three dollars for this theres no capri sun and they didnt spell salammy right

[nightlifemingus]

when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon

[grimeclown]

I dont think the joker chemicals really did all that when he fell in. I think he just wanted an excuse to be like that

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Joker: the joker chemicals made me crazy

Arkham doctor: that was a mild detergent

Joker: heehee hoo ha ho hee hoo

[dickneto2-deactivated20210815]

#every white boy

[coppers-clean-blog]

Furry elections

[alien]

[softwaring]

[aspartaime]

John Green got a TikTok and TikTok keeps threatening him with a ban for impersonation, and honestly I think this whole thing could be settled easily if John would just provide proof he’s himself. Tell them something very personal about himself, like, for example, what his favorite taste is

[metaldragoon]

[motiya]

the earth didn’t have to give us meadows of poppies, but she did!!

[naprasno]

[opalcrow]

Living their best lives

[airandangels]

they look like they’re gossiping

[paxamericana]

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