Chaos Factory™

Sasha | 28 | Canada | They/them | AuDHD | Ace ace babey | Jellicle Catgirl | Converting to Judaism | Mungo and Rumple are trans and you can't change my mind | Icon made by @jellicle-chants

[hakurasakura]

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

[apolladay]

Did you ever have to read S. E. Hinton’s “The Outsiders” for school?

Yes, and I loved it

Yes, and I liked it

Yes, it was okay

Yes, and I didn’t like it

I may have but I don’t remember

No

I read the spark notes for it

I never read anything for school

The what?

I’m bald and drink vanilla extract

An unbelievable amount of nuance

Did you ever have to read S. E. Hinton’s “The Outsiders” for school?

Yes, and I loved it

Yes, and I liked it

Yes, it was okay

Yes, and I didn’t like it

I may have but I don’t remember

No

I read the spark notes for it

I never read anything for school

The what?

I’m bald and drink vanilla extract

An unbelievable amount of nuance

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

[apolladay]

Skin Picking

i never pick my skin, i leave it alone

i never pick my skin, i use a pimple patch or similar

i seldomly pick my skin, usually deal with it otherwise

depends on the kind of pimples/blackheads/etc and/or location

i sometimes pick my skin

i pick my skin often

i always pick my skin

it's a compulsion i cannot stop myself from

i used to pick my skin but not anymore

i have had perfect skin always**

*i phrased it like that to keep the options shorter but assume it includes trying to pop pimples or extract blackheads, clogged pores, picking at scabs, picking at ingrown hairs etc.

**if you humble brag about this on this post, the poll submitter will find you and hunt you for sports <3

Skin Picking

i never pick my skin, i leave it alone

i never pick my skin, i use a pimple patch or similar

i seldomly pick my skin, usually deal with it otherwise

depends on the kind of pimples/blackheads/etc and/or location

i sometimes pick my skin

i pick my skin often

i always pick my skin

it's a compulsion i cannot stop myself from

i used to pick my skin but not anymore

i have had perfect skin always**

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

*i phrased it like that to keep the options shorter but assume it includes trying to pop pimples or extract blackheads, clogged pores, picking at scabs, picking at ingrown hairs etc.

**if you humble brag about this on this post, the poll submitter will find you and hunt you for sports <3

[yesornopolls]

Did the ways to wake of from a dream ever work for you? (Killing yourself, pinching yourself, screaming, ect ect)

Yes

No

Never tried any of them

Did the ways to wake of from a dream ever work for you?

Yes

No

Never tried any of them

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

[my-dailydreams]

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever played a "Which Character Are You?" quiz and ended up as your least favorite character?

Have you ever played a "Which Character Are You?" quiz and ended up as your least favorite character?

Yes

No

See results

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[apolladay]

Has anyone ever forgotten your birthday? Meaning someone who should have known it.

yes

no

nuance

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

This poll brought to you by the memory of my childhood forgetting my birthday completely one year. I guess with the big day coming up next week I've been going back in time lol

[mercuriallily]

Just a little update that I will be going exclusively by they/them now so please do not she/her me okay thanks

[stingchronicity]

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

[c3rvida3]

I need to feed this thing pellets out of my hand like it's a baby goat so bad.

[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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