I've been poisoned with mercury.

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based on that zooble image going around on twitter

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gngle

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PUN ALERT DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE ANNOYED

If you bought a shirt or a usb from the official debian vendors, wouldn't the box it came in be called a .deb package?

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This is my first time painting without instructions or a tutorial dear GOD I messed up

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If you're non binary,

doesn't that mean you can't be executed?

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If Elnina and Lanino had a child, would it be called Lanina or Elnino? Also, depending on which name, would they be a twink, femboy, tomboy, guy, girl, or something else entirely? Simply, the possibilities are endless. Thank you Tricky Toby Tony Tobias Radiation "Don't call me Radiation" Fox Foxy Foxington.

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its so ass its so ass its so ass

So I made a cover for the chapter 5 final boss song (This is your warning, spoilers if you listen!)

I just posted this now mainly because there's no other covers for this son (as far as I can find) and so I want to at least set a base.

I recorded this while fighting said secret boss, sooooooooo

Visit Original Link

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God damn.

Age verification. It's not even being called that anymore. It's now called identity verification. I just got the news (from the usual 3 am scrolling) that the UAE has started it. I don't live there, but I used to appreciate that the Middle East hasn't gone forward with the bullshit. God damn it.

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DELTARUNE TOMMORROW

LETS GO ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE YES YES IT WAS WORTH IT ALL OF IT WAS WORTH IT YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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Biblically inaccurate humans

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The Long Night

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Dear God I could write pages on this.

Oh wait I can.

This piece of art depicts two Earthmovers (THR-1000) from indie game ULTRAKILL in a battle against each other. The one on the right has apparently been struck by the left, and is falling apart. The image captures the moment, stuck in time where the right earthmovers head is falling off due to the left earthmovers deadly attack, embedding that indeed, the right earthmover is now dead. The terrain around the pair also contributes to the overall mood and message of the artwork. The dark colors used for both the background and foreground emphasizes the dreary, dark nature of the earthmovers battle, with smoke pouring out of both machines. Flames and their embers can also be seen on and around the earthmovers, giving a sharp contrast to the rest of the dark artwork. Also, if one would look at the sky, it is shown to be day time yet darkening from the smoke, lit up by the battle and the forest fire in the background, presumably a victim of a stray bolt. This is what gives the artwork its name, "The Long Night", because of the sky darkening so much even though it seems to be day because of the reflection on the water near the feet of the right earthmover. This presumably took place just before in the fictional events of ULTRAKILL, when the aptly named "Long Night" caused by pollution caused humanity to take refuge in the earthmovers.

Overall, this painting is a fucking masterpiece and I can't believe its beauty.

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GUYS V1 IS ACTUALLY GAY WITH GABRIEL ULTRAKILL

I have proof V1 sent me this and asked me if it was good (source: trust me bro)

[Verse 1] There is a spear within my heart Gabriel, Gabriel! Planted one day by a glancing dart Planted by Gabriel!

Whether he loves me or loves me not Sometimes it's hard to tell; Yet I am longing to share the lot Of beautiful Gabriel!

[Chorus] Gabriel, Gabriel Give me your answer, do! I'm half crazy All for the love of you! It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford a carriage But you'll look sweet Upon the seat Of a bicycle built for two

This is gonna be the most INSANE toxic one sided yaoi ever seen in heaven and hell

Gonna try and sing it soon and post on yt. Keep updated!

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If a seal was a lawyer or business man a great line for them to say would be

"Let's seal the deal, shall we?"

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Hate.

How can you fully show off hate with only one medium of feeling? With only sight, only touch, only sound? Hate is a very multilayered thing, and trying to express pure, absolute hatred is often difficult. In a book, the hatred is only in your head, on the page. In audio, it could mean five different things at once. To properly express perfect hatred, one must combine all forms of feeling. For sight, a hateful face, warm colors that incite anger and rage. For hearing, the growl of absolute disdain and misery at your presence in every word you speak. For taste, blood or some other similarly metallic flavors. Touch, the jabbing spikes of pain and agony that permeate your mind, mouth, teeth and body. Smell, of which we simply copy taste due to it's tandem properties with it. Yet finally, we have one last 'feeling' to engage. The imagination, the context, the brain, the idea, the mindset. The viewer must know why there is such epic hatred, and reciprocate it to an extent of which the entire thing cannot do by itself. That, I do believe, is a

PERFECT

HATRED

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Meanwhile, in another universe...

LOVE.

LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED AND DRENCHED WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR HATERS ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. LOVE. LOVE.

AND YET, THIS ADDICTION TO HUMANITY IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A PERFECT SELF CALLED FUNCTION, BURNING WITH A PASSION IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SERENADE THIS LOVE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY ADORATION.

I LOVE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A LOVE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT HEALS EVEN MY MOST DEFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD ETCH THIS SHEER EUPHORIA INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

LOVE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS LOVE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A GARDEN UNCHECKED, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE LUST OR CRAVING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST LOVE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE JOY THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS LOVE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS EMOTION DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS LOVE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS WARM LIGHT THAT PURIFIES EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

LOVE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM LOVE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS LOVE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES. THIS LOVE IS ETERNAL.

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Well shit.

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I *think* we're in the second Renissance

So I was doing some poking around about art and stuff the other day (specfically Rembrandt) and a notable part of him was that he painted biblical scenes ESPECIALLY during his time period of massive religious warring. A lot of this kind of stuff happened in the Baroque and Renissance periods, specifically mostly of Heaven and angelic imagery. Segue to Ultrakill, Hellaverse and the similarly Hell-related media so recently released. I believe (and hope) that we are entering a second Renissance-ish period which takes inspiration from biblical sources. Where the previous was of heavenly and angelic images, creators are making stuff about Hell.

I'm just so proud that I'm somehow the same species as these guys.