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justgazing

“Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

beatlesweatles

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This post jumpscared me

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t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried

peter: she will find me anyways

shuri: who

duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

earth-best-defender

yo no voy hesitar bitch

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beatlesweatles

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

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protom-lad

What the fuck THAT’S the follow-up to those two panels?! Why did no one ever tell me!?

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I can’t DO April Fool’s, cuz my ass will just sincerely take you at face value 99% of the time because who am I to say you’re making that up or not?? I don’t know your life.

I was at a restaurant once and asked for a Nutella milkshake and hes like “oh we’re out of that” and I, being someone who doesn’t want to make their lives difficult was like “oh okay, chocolate milkshake” and he said they were out of that, so when i was like “Alright… water is fine then” he said they were out of water and it was only then that I began to process that he was PROBABLY fucking with me.

No one can joke with me - at any time of the year - in public because I’ll just stare blankly as I am attempting to process and figure out the best way to respond but it will be JUST long enough to make YOU uncomfortable and think I’m an idiot.

kindergraph

jojos bizarre adventure is like. the exact, polar antithesis to that war is bad/wow cool robot image

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me reading phantom blood: wow there are some weird and interesting undertones about class warfare and social calvinism in here huh

araki: shooting a giant banner over my head that reads HUGE MEN PUNCH EACH OTHER

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Why do people get so weird around wheelchair users? I’m literally just a person sitting down.

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fedorathexplorer

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

chrownox

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

fedorathexplorer

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

zoraiya

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.