the worst of the wildlife

Meredith. 30. Appalachian. Wife. Mother of two.

[caffeinateddreamersoul]

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[mira-mira-0n-the-wall]

[meriefieri]

Yall!!!!!!!! I’ve been on tumblr for I think like 15 years which is the oldest social media that I still have the login to 😭

Just wanted you to know I am ~legally~ married as of yesterday!!! My hubby and I got married in New River National Park in our home state of West Virginia. I can now officially change my last name hehe 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

How I found out that my cockatiel was a girl.

[worstgirlinamerica]

ME FOR THE COVER OF V MAGAZINE.

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[captain-price-returns]

its truly unfortunate but the 4chan “>be me” format is the greatest advancement in comedic storytelling since the invention of the slide show

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[dogpuppy]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[thenewborndeity]

Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[1dietcokeinacan]

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome