Trying to fuck that fictional man

Bee - 26 - she/they - human garbage

[mermaid-trash]

genshin x reader fic enjoyers, pls send prompts/requests to my inbox!!

I'll write headcanons/short fics (NSFW or SFW) about any of the following characters:

Kaeya

Diluc

Venti

Childe

Xiao

Kazuha

Itto

Ayato

Gorou

Tighnari

Cyno

Scaramouche/Wanderer

(if you want me to write something for a different character just ask, I'll write it if the request inspires me and I know the character well enough)

[castledock]

mikeyway is not a normal man it’s just easy to write him off because he’s open about liking sports now. you all forget about the space heater shower incident or the toaster fork incident and how he invited his internet friends to his first house and the fact that he’s the one who suggested the mcr tattoo porn start merch shirt. When he met his wife he just stood there for 15 minutes talking to her friend she was out to dinner with bc he recognized mikey and Kristin was like Who Is This Guy. Does He Know He Can Sit Down. and he texted her the next day asking if she wanted to go ghost hunting and she said “uhh i have to work. at my job.” And he got in trouble with the fbi for making & selling copies of banned disney movies that had Korean subtitles. he says “slay” like he knows what it means. He used to just go out in public with his hair slicked down under his glasses Misfits-style and now he’s somehow still allowed to keep doing odd things to his hair. He’s a strange little man but just in a different manner than Gerard is.

[hwardlaunch]

my favourite part of danandphilgames videos is where dan starts rambling about something and you can slowly pick up the sound of the wind whistling between phil's ears as he zones out

[flightcub]

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

[evilsoup]

i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

[baynton]

Taskmaster 19x07 | Glass Half Most

[mermaid-trash]

i heard rosie calling mat 'daddy' in that one task and immediately logged onto Tumblr dot com

[redcallisto]

[zerosevengt]

kylar moment

[mermaid-trash]

okay so I've been playing degrees of lewdity for the past few weeks and I have so many thoughts

kylar is my absolute FAVE i love that little creep <3

eden is a close second, and the great hawk is no. 3 bc we adopted a child together :') (also i've been playing with all love interests as male)

i think I'm super late in the game, i've almost finished working my way through the hookah parlour, got the farm almost fully upgraded, and I've romanced every love interest except for the wolf so far

i need other people to understand my obsession with this game

[violetsinyoureyesandguns]

Moonlight

In a quiet garden

That is her beauty

✧˖°. 사랑 𝜗𝜚 ‧₊˚ ⊹

[averagefairy]

wishing everyone a very good luck getting through january-march without killing yourself

[averagefairy]

once again wishing everyone a very pleasant please don’t kill yourself

[thursdaybandcomments]

[spitblossoms]

[evilwizard]

you'd do numbers on tumblr

what’s tumblr

[evilwizard]

im on me crystal ball rn

[neekrobite]

we named your crystal ball tumblr

[evilwizard]

that explains it! spirits, show me the next post

[evilwizard]

ohohoh… shoelaces… from the president! how novel. spirits, show me elven femboys

[lemonmancer]

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

[nnewmexicosunset-deactivated202]

when people want you to see the amazing new mexico sunset but you're just a chill guy who's hanging on a bridge with your friend mikey way from my chem it's all orange and pink above you you went to another waterpark again you love high fives again you're totally back in love you saw the most amazing movie.....you think it was called spirited away go watch it