merrie

just going to use this as a personal blog whenever i feel like it

[merrie-xmas]

fav home screens part 3

[merrie-xmas]

favorite home screen combos part 2

[merrie-xmas]

know this isn’t super popular anymore, but i’m going through and deleting photos so wanted to post for posterity, some of my fav home screens

[weavemama]

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

This shit is wild.

[goodshinyhunter]

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

[galaxy-manticore]

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

[transgirlpinup]

Fuck I cant believe this is something I need to reblog.

[alwaysbewoke]

bitch ass nazis

[jinxfmrl]

I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

[ogg-weatherwax]

It’s called the Millennial Falcon 

[supernovafirefly]

Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

me: *tells a bear fact*

you: ive already heard this one before

me: that is impossible i have over seven bear facts

[amroyounes]

Answer: The third, the lions already starved to death

Answer: The poison was in the ice

Answer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the picture

Answer: There is no mail on Sundays

[cesaray]

[stability]

[aussieidol-deactivated20150903]

[i-had-potential]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[kaisketch]

I’ve been having bad days and drawing this helped me remember things.

I hope it helps you, too.

[asdfghkjklgkfhjh-deactivated201]

Remember the internet when we were kids?

[sagacitus]

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE

Here are all the games’ links in order :)

Bueno Rufus

Barbie Swan Lake Game

Bikini Bottom or Bust

That’s so Raven Pinball

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva

A Sitch in Time- Present

Sticky’s Mix Master

Lizzie McGuire Dressup

Babysit Baby Krissy

Barbie Makeover

Escalator Escape

MyScene Room Makeover

Helga’s Diary

Black Licorice

Crater Crossing

holy shiiiit nostalgia

[houseofabrasax]

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny