[merrysteps]

Thank you for all the laughs, and happy new year! I hope this year brings you happiness :)

Awwwww thank you so much, anon!!!! This is so sweet!!!! And yes, I hope 2017 is full of happiness too, though I’m actually already very, very happy :)

Happy new year to you too!! 😘

[merrysteps]

Are you taking requests? ^_^/*

yep

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I'm crying you're magnificent

omg that is so sweet of you to say that! thank you so much!! x

[merrysteps]

JB’s Kitten

All of GOT7 were used to JB’s daddy kink but no one expected anything to come out of it. They certainly never expected JB to bring you to their dorm, especially since you both had only met 3 days ago.

“What can I say, you guys,” JB said, trying to find words that would explain this unique situation. “We just…have a connection.”

The rest of GOT14 didn’t say anything, but they were very welcoming towards you. Mark fetched you a pail of milk, Jackson bought you high-quality cat litter, and even Jinyoung (who you thought might not like you as much) pet your head as he walked by.

But, of course, you can’t get along with everyone, amirite. There was one other bitch, literally, that you couldn’t get along with: Coco. Or, as you like to refer to her, Loco. But this high-quality kpop fanfic is about JB so let’s forget about that bihh. 

“Kitten,” JB said, smiling as he pet your head. “I hope you enjoy your new home. Let me know if you need anything.”

yeeee boii,, life be perfect.

[merrysteps]

i cant

speak to me, barbara, use your words

[merrysteps]

One-night Stand

Simon Jung Ki-seok my ass Dominic knew that having sex was a big deal (he still remembered all his sex-ed classes from 118 years ago, when he was classmates with dinosaurs)*

Which is why he regretted what happened last night…..he had a one-night stand, which he sold (!!!) to his mom for ₩45,000 and now he didn’t have any place to put his lamps!!!

This, kiddos, is why it’s important to be financially responsible. Plz don’t sell stuff u need because u will need it in the future but guess what !!!¡¡, you won’t have it because u SOLD it, m'kay??

It’s hard to be an adult, which is why I’m looking out for u all,

xxo (::;;;

*if u haven’t had sex-ed classes yet plz get out!!! my fanfics are PG-fetus, this is no place for u…… >:L

[merrysteps]

i luve u y'alls , roflz

[merrysteps]

Sausages for Breakfast

Your boyfriend, Jay JP Park, was not normal; I mean, sure, he had two arms, two feet, two nostrils and ten fingernails, but he was an alien, from Uranus. You were visiting him in Korea for the summer, excited to finally see him again after 5 long, long days (long-distance relationships are really hard :-(…). You rung the doorbell, grinning to yourself. You were finally going to see your boyfriend again! However, when Jay JP Park opened the door, there was a sight you were not expecting to see: there it was, his thique sausage, already out of…. the….packet….you felt yourself salivating inside your mouth, already ready…how could u resist him? “Good morning, sweet pie,” Jay JP Park said, grinning mischievously at you. “Welcome to Korea! I thought maybe you wanted to…eat my sausage for breakfast? ;D” You blushed, looking down. “J-Jay JP Park,“ you stuttered, accidentally spitting on his sausage, “this is so…sudden….” “Shhh,” he said, pulling you inside the spacious apartment. You had a glance of the large bed, and blushed again. “It’ll be fine. C’mhere,” he said. And then the two of you sat down on the dining table and ate the sausages he’d prepared for breakfast, accompanied by orange juice and some toast.

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Simon & his D

No one messed around with Simon Jung Ki-seok my ass Dominic. You were lounging around in your apartment, with your feet propped up on your cat, when Simon burst into the room, removing his clothes at the speed of light (speed of light is 299,792,458 m/s, u welcome). 

“It’s payback time for all those texts you’ve been sending me,” he growled, pushing you (gently, ok. to all my boy$z out there , be gentle to your gals or u’ll hear from me.… :-/) into the master bedroom, where the bed was, because master bedrooms usually contain beds (with some exceptions: message me for the deets). 

“Do you have any idea how frustrated I was at the studio?! Jay and I were trying to record an album and all I could think about was how I wanted to *CENSORED* you up against the wall and proceed to *CENSORED* with my tongue over your *CENSORED* all night."  

Holy biscuits (sorry for not cussing, I keep my fanfics PG-fetus), you thought, widening your eyes. This is going to be a long, long night.

 “Show me what you want to do to me, Appa,” you said, grinning. He pushed you (gently) onto the bed and the two of you *HELLA CENSORED*

(;;;

[merrysteps]

Fifty Shades of Gray (AOMG smut)

It was 4 in the afternoon, and Gray had just finished up with a new track in the studio. Feeling a little frisky, you sent him a naughty photo text: it was a photo of the empty pizza box.

Gray opened the text and flipped. “YOU FINISHED THE PIZZA?!” he texted back to you. “JUST WAIT TILL APPA GETS HOME. JUST WAIT.”

You smirked to yourself, and got into his favorite lingerie: the penguin onesie. A few moments later, you heard the door unlock, and in walked Black Gray. He smirked when he saw you were wearing his favorite outfit, and slowly walked closer to you.

“Did you miss me?” He asked, eying you.

“Nah,” you replied, teasing him. “I was busy eating the pizza.”

“You’ve been a very bad girl,” Gray said, inching closer to you. “You need to be punished for finishing the pizza.” He smacked your ass. Wow, the tenSION in the aIR!! BUT,

you smacked his face because it’s not nice to smack girls, holly at ya girl if y'all feel me.

thanks you..,(;

[merrysteps]

Aomg smut

Jay said “Park it right there”

And I did. I showed him how well I could parallel park. *wink wink*

And we both exploded.

sex.