Pocket Dragons

I live off of strawberries and breath of the wild • Mi chiamo Bella • I have a lot of plants, ask about them 🌱

[zelda-photography]

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[mimikyyuu]

doctors in tweets be like

[bodecats]

Oh, LORE????

[boglord]

Inkky says trans rights

[endangered-justice-seeker]

How come I hear Rihanna’s voice louder that Donald Glover without a microphone? 😂😂

[monroeler3b]

Rihanna ratchet as me. Sisters.

[kodakthagreat]

Now i only wanna hear Rihanna singing this lmfao

[dumptaker]

[honeylemony]

Highland cattle calves are shorter than most, but still rock the show!

[caspzr-deactivated20190316]

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Mood.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is BRILLIANT acting

[ireleygottapee]

New mood treatment for 2019 when those negative self doubts hit you 

[thebootydiaries]

i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for

[queenofclassandsassxo]

I don’t like small talk either, or immaturity and lack of emotional intimacy

[thebootydiaries]

did you ….. read .. the post …..

[dungeondaddy69]

Small talk is dumb, let’s drink in silence and leave the universe to our intoxicated selves

[thebootydiaries]

please read my post please

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[poupon]

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.

[plaidadder]

Also, look at the quality here and the effort the artist put into making Truth’s erasure so disturbingly seamless. 

[keplercryptids]

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

[keplercryptids]

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

[operativesurprise]

You’re a monster

[thetumblrofrassilon]

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

[keplercryptids]

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

[holdmecloseandfast]

OP your brain is neat and I love you for it you funky little color-coded cupcake. But you’re still a monster.

[yamujiburo]

im here for these two pika boyfriends

[cgoblinqueen]

or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V

[yamujiburo]

this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys

[raventherogue]

Reblog if your happy for these

Gay Pikachus

[sippyteaevs]

If you’ve heard about the pika boyfriends, you should also hear about…

 :･ﾟ☆Pika Girlfriends :･ﾟ☆

[thee-boo-cocky]

[theolduvaigorge]

Dancing Goddesses

These are AWESOME.

(Source: Nina Paley)

[dee-the-red-witch]

I.. the sheela…. I….

*falls over laughing*

Those are all AWESOME.

[naamahdarling]

oh my god, the lions just boppin’ along holy ffff

[beautytruthandstrangeness]

THIS IS MY 2018.

[aestate-oscula]

My life is now complete

[wtfzeus]

Let’s all enjoy this one while we can. I can’t fucking believe this. 

[tastefullyoffensive]