a goblin in manic pixie dream girl clothing

big fan of socialism and uhhhh, anime intp, 18, taurus (i don’t believe in horoscopes, i like it for fun) i post whatever.

[beatriceoftheday]

Big Blue is Watching You

[vacuumchan]

💫💫💫

[driflloon]

me sitting alone in bed at 5:30am watching the sun come up

[laffgaff]

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[the-collecting-turnip-deactivat]

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

[fgsshinyhoard]

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

[wizardposting666]

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[spoopywitchboy]

-Gary is a snail, which is seemingly the cat of the Spongebob universe, so he can’t vote. However, Gary is more intelligent than almost every character on that show, and would never vote for Trump if he could.

[peoplegettingreallymadatgay]

[sin-n-tonics]

[clowniconography]

“spider ham and spidernoir are the new roger + jessica rabbit” implying spidernoir is just, irresistibly sexy

[clowniconography]

two types of responses to this post:

•that’s because he is irresistibly sexy

and

•bold of you to assume spidernoir is the sexy one

[cursedcatimages]

@texas can you confirm

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

using this website casually is like watching a remake of mean girls set in clown college

[carrionkid]

sometimes i wake up in the dead of night in a cold sweat and remember the edge of spiderverse comic gerard way wrote that made the evangelion kids canon to the marvel universe

[bumblebeebats]

i had to read this sentence four times to comprehend all its individual parts

[monsterpotion]

gerard way is a surprisingly good comic book writer ok

[turntechtestament]

gerard way has always been a comic book author foremost

my chemical romance was his side gig

[skarchomp]

peni and daredevil also teamed up to kick kaneda’s ass

and one of her enemies was an eva unit venom

[maplefiasco]

“We don’t really talk about this.”

This movie had no right to be as good as it was.

[vewn]

[alluringalliteration-blog]

Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class and rich people use it to tell poor people “don’t strive to have financial security even though I have it”.

[shiraglassman]

I want to give this post a hug

[worldofvala]

My current parties know this pain all to well.

[queer-wither]

me: gay minecraft

everyone: ***blacks out and reblogs***

[funky-aro-vex]

[zonerbonerz]

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

[zonerbonerz]

raw chaotic neutral

[vewn]

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