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Nate’s mouth scrunches up. “I was wondering if I could come stay at yours. For a little bit.” EJ honestly doesn’t know what to say. “A little bit?” “Yeah.” “Like… how long?” “Not that long.” “So, a day or two?” “Longer.” “Uh-huh,” EJ nods, exaggerating, “So, coming to stay for some indeterminate length of time. In Denver.”

Erosion, my FTH Erik Johnson/Nate Mackinnon retirement fic, is available to read now!

Featuring: Retirement, horse-racing, reconnecting with old friends, Gabe being Swedish, a work-wife (and few actual wives), dinner parties, general contractors, and water use restrictions.

#hrpf #hockey rpf #nathan mackinnon #erik Johnson #nathan mackinnon / erik johnson #nathan mackinnon x erik johnson #fandom trumps hate #fth2024 #fth prompt fill #fascism fic #(that's a suprise tag that will hit you later!)#so happy to get this posting!

eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)

mtsainthelens

happy lesbian day of visibility

#reblogging for pride

depsidase

probuccalfat

i’d absolutely let hasan piker bop it twist it pull it smash it for an irresponsible stretch of months maybe even a year but i wouldn’t want anyone to know about it like i’d be embarrassed about it if people found out and i’d deny it vehemently. thanks for witnessing my truth

mephistopheles

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

????

They're taking over.

Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.

despazito

The banana discourse really separated the wheat from the chaff of which "lefties" actually want a global workers revolution and which ones just want more stuff to be free

olicrosse

cephalopodvictorious

fixed it

star-thief

not me (co-)writing my grandmother's eulogy and editing it to more pointedly drag her for her homophobia and racism

#ty older brother for delivering it #cuz lol I would be too checked out to care #also to be clear it's still super subtle #this isn't one of those bridge burning eulogies #(which is why I'm not giving it)

e-102

need this on my blog

charl0ttan

stupid-twink-girl

hi welcome 2 my blog!!!! my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMILY GUY!!!! (pt 1 cuz there is lots of images :p sry for how long it is qwq) (postin this heer cuz katherine wanted to see and they only hav tumblr :0)

READ BELOW PLS!!!