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shitpost time🤠

valtsv

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

icantwritegood

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

ladylike-foxes

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

g3ncyho3

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

breyito

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

abandoned-as-mustard

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

bmarvels

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

lime-on-my-side

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

miqojak

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

fizzydog-deactivated20240325

i DEMAND that each and every one of you see this cat

cartawo

Boss…

breezeinmonochromenight

Boss.

pi-la

Megas vs Mystery Machine

midnight-revolucion

When Cartoon Network was The Cartoon Network

dmvkidcudi

Used to be so lit

chalamet

The truth doesn’t care about our needs or wants. It doesn’t care about our governments, our ideologies, our religions. It will lie in wait for all time. And this, at last, is the gift of Chernobyl. Where I once would fear the cost of truth, now I only ask… What is the cost of lies?

Chernobyl (2019) dir. Johan Renck

krinkshaming-deactivated2017021

“Okay, quiet now, please. And now Bartek will show us how to piss off a sniper.”

sentry-34

You know he deaaad

call-me-remi

fullymechanized-consoomer

bigmistake-production

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

Things that are canon in the Metal Gear universe

Big Boss employed a man whose sole claim to fame was that he was able to run. Said man also was incapable of jumping since he runs into claymore mines you place on the floor

A man named “Hot Coldman” was a high ranking government official

There are several mechs that spoke like Vocaloids and sang while attacking

An astronaut died, was possessed by a pyrokinetic demon, and was able to continue living as a zombie by sheer force of will

A man had his arm cut off and then replaced it with the arm of his boss, whose ghost then briefly possessed him. Maybe.

Two United States politicians attempted to use Metal Gears to restore America to greatness. Both men were killed by the same man with a katana

Nanomachines are pretty much the explanation for everything

There was a guy who could control bees

Big Boss discovered the tsuchinoko

archivedbarfblog

big boss and kazuhira miller invented doritos, mountain dew, and axe body spray. kazuhira miller may or may not have invented mcdonalds

eva kicked ocelot in the face with a motorcycle. not ‘rode up to him and kicked him’, not ‘ran him over with a motorcycle’. she kicked him, in the face, using the motorcycle, as her foot

the first thing otacon did upon meeting solid snake was cry, pee his pants, and talk about anime, and they still wound up raising a child together. a success story

a flaming whale ghost ate a helicopter and no one cared

big boss’s dick is huge and it’s because of nuclear radiation

solid snake never noticed nor questioned that the president of the united states of america has his exact same face

tactical wedges. tactical stilettos. tactical lingerie.

there is a bandana that instantly gives the wearer infinite ammo in their gun, in real life, no one questions this even once

the president of the united states of america grabbed raiden’s dick

helixfruit

The notes on this are INSANE

@robofixer I fully believe that this is all true

robofixer

100%

a-trex

there is a scene about figuring out who the spy is in the room when in fact every single person in the room is a spy

raiden also just has a big dick - confirmed when a guard sees him naked saying “Wish I had that”

a ghost helps you escape from jail by holding a comically large sign of a codec number to call

huey emmerich (fuck huey) invented vaping

a man explodes a bunch of crossbow bolts from his body when he dies

a character who comes from the dead, has fangs, and drinks blood is named Vamp not because he is a vampire but because he’s bisexual

Big Boss still believes in Santa

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Soviet Russia Male Storm powers a broken down mecha by himself.

He also nukes his own country for No Reason.

Gulf war baby syndrome was a byproduct of the US military thinking people would be like Big Boss if they had his genes in them.

There are a total of Six Snakes.

Fission Mailed.

A gigantic Mecha doesn’t work so the big bad solves it by having a ten year old psychic boy move and control it with his mind.

Ocelot, a villain who is involved with no less than 6 torture scenes, has a torture fetish and outright says so during one such torture scene.

The phrase “Accursed Snake Children” is used.

Big Boss is either a terrifying war criminal who’s brainwashed thousands of people or he’s really just that cool. No it is never answered which.

There’s Russian weaboo only instead of being obsessed with Japanese anime he’s obsessed with american westerns to the point where he momentarily replaces his Russian accent with a southern one. He eventually switches back.

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halfbloodhiccup

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

apupcalypse

it’s exactly what you think it is

cassandrajean

it’s exactly what I thought it was.

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prideprejudce

not to be a “this whole website is one giant social experiment” but it honestly blows my mind on how tumblr has completely twisted the genuinely good philosophy of “be thoughtful and think critically of the media you consume” and turned it into this extremist mindset where something is either completely ideologically pure in every single way (which, bad news. is impossible) or it’s the work of Complete Evil and must be banned and ignored in its entirety if found to be slightly problematic. and from this mindset has blossomed a black and white lens on human nature and a terrifying 1 strike and you’re out system with no growth mindset whatsoever

prideprejudce

the fact that the users on here decided to deflect this post by trying to go through my blog to find any “problematic post” i may have ever posted EVER so they have reason to cancel me and completely ignore my point is the most on-brand tumblr thing ever

celciusdiscourse

and OP hasn’t been accused of anything btw. people are just reaching for reasons to cancel this post. I wonder why???? Could it be….. does it hit too close to the uncomfortable truth?