l m a o .

🤪12 raccoons in a trench coat⚡️dragons❌marine biologist🐙🦆 shit . star wars shit . cute shit . acnh shit . weird shit . side blog is slashersins , a slasher imagine blog .

[kmmemes]

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[gay-for-fingerless-gloves]

For every single person in the notes going “yeah” or “same” or something like that…

[chocolatesquared]

Visit Original Link

[spartan127]

[cosmonautroger]

[not-seppukku-deactivated2023120]

I really want dirty and nasty things. like hugs, holding hands and a healthy relationship

[mclennonyaoi]

just saw two 12 year olds walk by, one holding a watermelon bong and the other holding a camp stove. i fucking love seattle

[mclennonyaoi]

smelling the most rank weed i have ever smelt rn. just some bad bad shit.

[mclennonyaoi]

they walked by me. cast me suspicious looks. and then set up very obviously in some bushes. love that these middle schoolers think i’m not a narc

[mclennonyaoi]

i can see them fucking taking rips this is killing me. should i go ask for a hit

[mclennonyaoi]

they’re fucking smoking playdoh over there

[mclennonyaoi]

asked about it and one of them said “we’ve been getting real innovate recently” the kids are fucking alright

[mclennonyaoi]

asked about the camp stove and one of them said “i don’t even know i am so fucked up”

[mclennonyaoi]

i was genuinely publicly fucking crying in this park before those kids showed up. now i’ll be fucking over the moon for the rest of the night. they’re like angels. little stoner engineer angels.

[fishiest-fish]

nothing could have prepared me for the watermelon bong NOT being a bong that was watermelon themed

[youngestdaughtersyndrome-deacti]

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[thickness-protection-program]

Tumblr mobile when you perform a function

[illumineeti]

see also:

[itehexael]

Incredible work happening here

[mashbrainrot]

'Stańczyk' by Jan Matejko, 1862 // Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce, Mash episode 'As You Were', 1974

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[saint-boss]

[shaniacsboogara]

Shane Madej is so good at ghost hunting because no matter how haunted a location is, he still carries himself with the same cheerful whimsy during the investigation, like a kid in a museum on a field trip

[evilvarric666-archive]

[bentothuglife]

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

[memetheon]

he fell victim to the fuckor

[swesq21]

A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy

[bogleech]

HOW AREN'T THERE MORE TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT THE GIANT AIRSHIP THE AIRLANDER 10 WHY DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT ABOUT IT

IT LOOKS WORSE AT EVERY ANGLE

NO

[only-tiktoks]

[snapplefacts3]

is this a polycule???

[jonathanbyersphd]

I think my personal fave thing about Watcher is that Ryan & Shane were so enamoured with a story about a creepy neighborhood stalker that they named their business after him

[everythingfox]

The cat did it better 😳

[rickmctumbleface]

It's an illusion....