[mynewurl]

have you ever just cried because you’re you

[100493503004422]

“flirting” aka staring at u and when u look back at me i look away very fast so u wont see that i was staring at u

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

[starinterrupted]

kurt speaking up for what he believes in is so f*cking incredible how did such a great person exist honeslty

[unclefather]

what do you call a spider

[unclefather]

a spider

[snorlaxatives]

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

[ttlmt]

i would like one (1) real best friend, companion through life, actual soul mate please

[desolatelolaaa]

might fuck around and live in the woods and die a mysterious death

[broshi-4-lyfe]

[51don]

I hate texting. Come live with me.

[ilovefantasybymariahcarey-deact]

[intoapuddle]

dan:

me:

[otakusapien]

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

[clubsdeuce]

hey if we’re mutuals feel free to

loot my corpse for valuables 

[freeunicornhug-deactivated20220]

Golf balls, clubs and holes: *exist*

Dan and Phil: swing it HARD 😤😤😤😤😤👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 get it RIGHT INTO THAT HOLE 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😫😫 Our balls are SO CLOSE 😓😓😓🌈🌈🌈

[catsbeaversandducks]

10 Dads Who Didn’t Want A Cat 

Via BuzzFeed

[thenatsdorf]

“I want to sleep in your lap, human.” [source]