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emkaymlp

snk fandom? no you misunderstood me. im in the sink fandom

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is that the fucking entrance to the chamber of secrets

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that is the most beautiful sink i have ever seen can i join this sink fandom

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god

bless

the

sink

fandom

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@the-bass-queen

polarizeglow

im joining

frenchmemories

I’m in

vampireqrow-moved

Reblog if ur part of the sink fandom

amethystdarkwolf

I am now part of the sink fandom

just-an-anxious-mess

OK suddenly I’m in the sink fandom but that crystal one would definitely destroy your hands if you weren’t careful enough.

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I was convinced by these pictures to join the sink fandom

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squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

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one…….tentacle…….

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tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

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every day you grow more beautiful…….

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SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

necrominty

This post radiates sincerety on a level I can only hope to approach in my lifetime

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Squillow

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my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

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if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

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wait.

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

aryeastark

wake up australia

derinthescarletpescatarian

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

crispybiscuitfinger

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

happyvegetable

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

cryforce

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

millshouse-deactivated20140425

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

sociopathicitaliangrandmas-deac

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

casey-jane-lewis

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

theacademyish-deactivated201708

what the actual fuck australia

priscellie

I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke.

seananmcguire

Nope.

Went there.

Parrots tried to take our car.

Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY.

elidyce

Interesting thing about magpies - they’re not great at identifying individual humans visually, but if you make yourself identifiable in some way they’re usually open to reason. We used to have some very aggressive swoopers in our back yard - as soon as they realised that the humans *inside* the fence never bothered them and were the source of the delicious compost heap, they turned into flying black and white guard dogs who would viciously assault any passing stranger but never bothered anyone inside the yard. Several times they swooped at us when we approached from outside, then when we walked into the yard they would pull up and act incredibly apologetic like sorry ma’am I had no idea it was you I would never please don’t stop stocking the food pile.

There was another little group of magpies in the park who would attack any solo pedestrian but never bothered anyone walking a dog or pushing a pram, because apparently those were identifiable traits indicating a non-threatening human. In the spirit of inquiry, I started going out of my way to be polite to the magpies - carefully walking a wide arc around them when they were on the ground, etc - and emitting an identifiable call of ‘hello birdie’ before swooping season started.

I spent the next ten years crossing that park at least once a day and as long as I turned at the first flutter of wings and said ‘hello birdie’ to the magpie waiting to attack as soon as my back was turned, I was fine. Every time, the magpie would stare at me for a minute and then fly off to harass some other pedestrian because apparently the magpies and I, we were cool.

Parrots are a lot less open to negotiation, and the little bastards travel in flocks. Beware the parrots.