Elusive Alvarez 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕

Name's Elusive. Witch. Gaymer. Son of anything unholy. Love anime, drawing, memes, and video games. My only goal is to be able to curl up into a tiny ball of depression and isolate myself for all eternity. Britney Spears is my god and iced coffee is my holy water.

[warandpeas]

Get a signed print here :) :)

[everythingfox]

“Fish rarely get love from people in the way that dogs or dolphins do when they should.”

(Source)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[josaprcat]

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

[zumester]

[lambo-san]

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

[pabuisle]

everyone shut up botw is 4 today

[wlwhobbits]

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

[metgala2018]

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

[gonebynow]

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

OH MY GOD

[ravenbane13]

BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST

BUCKET LIST

[justcatposts]

Big sniffs 

(via)

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lindscrossing]

CAT FIGHT!! 😱

[hoeingjara]

I’m glad we’re all in agreement

[dwengolyn]

[mysharona1987]

[wishfulsassenach]

Praying for all my friends and coworkers still in education!

[joeykazooie]

TH-THIS IS MY MINE! 

IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

[the-minecraft-funnies]

[unyanizedcatboys]

all the confused steven universe fans in the comments really bring this post together

[wokadokadee]

[catchymemes]

3Dpainting in Virtual Reality Space.

[dicksmasher]

if you tried to explain this to a person from the 1500s they would try to kill you

[catchymemes]

Daddy’s New Whip

[r4cs0]

Im losing my shit 😂😂😂

[official-contrabassoon]

If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too

[official-contrabassoon]

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING SAYING THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS MAKES ME HAPPY. NON MUSICIANS SPREAD THIS SHIT. DON’T KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS? GOOD!

[lenacraft]

I only know because of Over the Garden Wall

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

what is a bassoon

[remakingggggggg-deactivated2020]

hey i really think y’all should watch this

[theshit4chansays]

Graweedy Falls

[clyderwasfunwhileitlasted]

literally have had this queued for a year

[myapogee]

[lainsim-deactivated20251111]

In honor of the holiday

[nomisupernova-deactivated202201]

Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?

[the-moulting-eidolon]

[bace-jeleren]

This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny