It's Marvel Jesus Bitch

deadpool fictive 😝😝😝

[mfinmarveljesus]

hey go check out this blog they made the layout

idk what the hell to put in an intro post so uhh

my names wade, im a deadpool fictive in a DID system, you can call me whatever idrc

I use he/she pronouns mostly and fvck/fvcks neos, idm any terms being used on me do whatever you want

THERE WILL BE NSFW SHIT ON THIS BLOG. I would prefer if minors dont interact, I dont wanna be responsible for you seeing adult shit

anyways thats kinda it i made this mostly to reblog stuff lmao. our sys main is @sysfreak-official

[r1diculouslyodd]

god my life is so boring.what’sa boy to do but jerk off and yearn for a walk.

[mfinmarveljesus]

"oh my god, you're bleeding!!" honey i know i've been straight bloodlossing it for three days now, it's my period. wait, what? my head? oh, that? no don't worry about that, it's just a bullet wound. no big deal

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[pret-boy]

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

[doesilyaexist]

mewing is for losers, define your jawline by sucking your homie's cock. be a man. deep throat him. use every muscle in your mouth and jaw to get him off. the greeks and romans would approve.

[mfinmarveljesus]

does anyone else ever flip back and forth between wanting to be absolutely spoiled rotten and taken care of and treated gently and wanting to be torn apart into shreds in a sexy way. like yes i wanna be kissed across every inch of my skin but i also wanna be ravished and left trembling ykyk

[mfinmarveljesus]

sometimes you just wanna be torn apart by your partner and bask in the afterglow as they gently stitch you back together with love and care

[punk-sharkz-zero]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

[mfinmarveljesus]

sometimes all you need to get through the horrors is thinking about your big babygirl boyfriend and daydreaming about shoving your face in his boobs

[girlsadist]

Pressing a barrel of a gun against his bulge but he tries to grind into it