my moon, my man

[queerboyaquarium]

hello and welcome to my alt. name is mars/marz, he/him. my main is @lostshulkerbox, so that's where i follow and like from. this account is for heated rivalry stuff

if you see me reblogging stuff in mass i promise i'm not a bot i'm just re-reblogging the posts i reblogged on my main before i made this account (for organization)

[penandinkprincess]

the Potential of tuna meltdown in shallergies verse given that one potential symptom of anaphylaxis is a sense of impending doom

so they eat, have handsy time on the couch, smooch smooch, first names, and oh. OH. gotta. gotta go. oh god. bad bad. death is coming. bad. bad bad.

and shane doesn't even realize at first what's happening because he thinks it's just the first names getting to him (and it is. partially.), but he's like. halfway back upstairs when what's ACTUALLY happening hits him.

and now we've got the combo of, "oh, i just came on this person, attempted to book it, but uuuuuuh hey ilya. i need. a favor. like...NOW."

[okaynotgoodprobablybad]

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya, still half-dressed and with cum on his stomach, standing there like 🧍 because he is understandably confused about why shane is in his room throwing shit around like an angry ex only to get snapped at to lock in is SO goddamn funny oh my GOD

[gremlinnddraws]

“Does it…Does it feel like agony for you too?”.

heated rivalry♥️

Had a job interview today so I’m rewarding myself with some angsty hollanov

[jimmysownworld]

ilya post wedding blackout drunk finding a random tweet thats a sneak pic of shane from that 2016 aquarium with shane holding haydens baby. the original tweet is years old, from 2016 around that time frame, and no one is super sure how he found it, not even ilya, but he quote tweets with “will be getting him oregnant tomingr he will habe a real bany once o am done with him” and it goes stupid viral even outside of the hockey sphere. svetlana quote tweets that with a 5 minute long video of him typing out that one tweet typos and all, nodding confidently to himself before hitting post.

[lavenderprose]

Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.

[queerboyaquarium]

does anyone else think about 12 year old ilya not thinking he'll make it to 18, and 18 year old ilya not thinking he'll make it to 25, and 25 year old ilya not thinking he'll make it to 30, and 30 year old ilya deciding to stop counting his own days because he's finally happy

[mediocre-megs]

baby shane hollander as the autism baby stacking cans.

[paperdollinsane]

because it was never about the sex per se, it was about intimacy, connection, trust and love💖

[bambicoded]

in half of the pictures of connor at the met gala, he looks like a baby deer that just wobbled into the road and is looking at the headlights like they're a new friend. he's just bambi-mogging in every photo. just soooo wet hamster. someone dropped him in the soup and forgot to dry him off after. what even ever. it was his first day living.

[seraphollander]

hudson & connor ; vanity fair oscars afterparty

[queerboyaquarium]

if we're talking about shallergies can i give shane my cantaloupe allergy

when i was younger, a classmate brought in fruit salad (i think) for their birthday treat and in that fruit salad was cantaloupe. i thought if i mentally prepared myself to eat cantaloupe i wouldn't have a reaction to it, so i just thought about eating cantaloupe REALLY HARD and then asked my teacher for the salad, and then got sad when they said no because i thought they thought i couldn't do it. i think that would happen to shane

[spicyvampire]

[swagsmeister]

napmaxxing

[rozanovs]

heated rivalry gif meme: ↳ [4/7] kisses

[madebymothman]

Shhhh.... he's eeping...

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.