my moon, my man

[queerboyaquarium]

hello and welcome to my alt. name is mars/marz, he/him. my main is @lostshulkerbox, so that's where i follow and like from. this account is for heated rivalry stuff

if you see me reblogging stuff in mass i promise i'm not a bot i'm just re-reblogging the posts i reblogged on my main before i made this account (for organization)

[hutsonwoolyums]

Can I say something

[hutsonwoolyums]

The word Ottawa looks like a caterpillar

[adevyish]

Introducing the Ottawa Caterpillars

[yeollbae]

Eyes eyes

[cloudabserk]

snugglebugs

[sladucer]

Say it again in russian please...

[allesfresser]

Snuggle bugs 🐞

[plumeriyaaa]

The tiniest ilya

[smokingrozanov]

16 year old Shane getting flustered from a chirp from a very attractive hockey player he’s facing off against . But then the guy misses a really easy goal & Shane gets the ick so bad it shoves him back into the closet for another year

[hollandar]

Heated Rivalry — 1x06 ⤷ PHONE BLOWJOB

(sources below)

Faking It — #1, #2 Deadline — #3 Variety — #4, #5 Vulture — #6 The Wrap — #7 Vulture — #8

[shanesloverboy]

Might have to go see The Odyssey now

[discooccasionally]

#mythem

[lavenderprose]

Someone gave Yuna a copy of Love You Forever when Shane was born and she read it exactly once and cried so fucking hard that she had to go lay down afterwards and thirty years later they're in the basement looking for something and Ilya finds the book, practically pristine aside from dust, and blows off the cover and flips through it and that's how Shane and David come down the basement stairs in search of both of their spouses and find them in a puddle on the floor with a children's book.

[jewelcoatfish]

ilya rozanov casually scrolling his ig reels one day and comes across a couple edit of him and shane to honeybee. it’s scenes of them during games, during harris’ videos, the foundation footage, and public sightings. nothing new, really, except the fucking lyrics are like a knife stabbing into his chest and rip out his heart. when it gets to “here’s to hoping” it’s a montage of all their kisses on the ice after a goal and winning a cup.

shane found his husband sobbing holding his phone in his hand and a video playing over and over and rushes over to make sure ilya’s okay and ilya just looks at him and goes “i hope i never see what your face looks like going” and okay now shane wants to cry too ilya’s scaring him what’s going on?? and ilya shows him the video and yeah okay that’s so fucking gut wrenching shane couldn’t do anything but clutch ilya’s in his arms and whispering sweet nothings

[bloominflowers]

thinking about Shane's first pride night with the Centaurs ;u;

[sapphyshipseverything]

Ilya-electrons orbiting the sh-ucleus

[catsolari]

Shane wanted to surprise Ilya ❤️

What’s Ilya’s reaction? 🧐

[hellohollanov]

7/20/26 - wow. genetic.