Stardew Valley Journal
I’m sad because I still can’t have sheeps.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Stardew Valley Journal
I’m sad because I still can’t have sheeps.
Elements Tag
RULES: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag people.
@ka-lada tagged me.
Air:
I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me
Fire:
I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organized sport (not much nowadays) • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers (depends on the day) • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing
Water:
I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm• I want to travel the world • I sleep past midday most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors, not words
Earth:
I wear glasses/contacts • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan • I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music (mentally) • I am highly trusted by the people in my life (maybe?)
Aether:
I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally (maybe)
I shall tag @ka-lada @booksloversnevergotobedalone and anyone who wants to make this.
Tell me one thing
Tell me one thing about yourself and tag 3 people.
I can’t really whistle @paula229 @solardanstem @blossom-howell
oh god
i still have my first bear from when i was born. he’s a mess
@golddustphan @lesterdreams @teatowelhowell
I’m allergic to touching cold things
@stevesbi @corgisocks @moonbeamphan
true fact: when i was a young child, i used to ask my mom to draw cat whiskers on my face with eyeliner. the cat whiskers truly do come from within! @phanwithdogs @dreamdilddy @accio-phan
i cant whistle,, like,,, at all
@sleevelessphil @levisduster @artisticxfool
I can’t jump rope
@seafoamlester @dantartica @itsupposedtobecheesy
I have multiple double joints in my hands/toes
@sushiunderwear @theofficial01 @justphantastic
I can lick my nose
@sorta-phantastic @welcome-to-my-phantasyland @awkwardodie
I’m allergic to peanuts
@daniel-pastel @aliceinwonderlandforever @thedarksideofhufflepuff
I’m slightly allergic to cats
@phanic-at-the-malfoys @ladders-the-album @selfishferret
I’m Homeschooled (God that’s a boring fact soz)
@beardedbeardduck @phanmail @datgurlmacs
I’m homeschooled as well! :)
@mama-genes-blues @shittypeanut @fe-ically
I am extremely bisexual
@just-your-everyday-weirdo @phantastickilljoys @teaistheanswertoeverything
I’m highly allergic to pineapple
@almosteverythingtrash @rosepheniox @areyounotalone
I get way too attached to people, and I hate it
@twentyoneparades-to-panic-at @rotten-sunsets @killjoycrybaby
I have purple hair
@not-so-innocent-bi-sander @tinydemonwriter @screwupanx
I have 11 tattoos
@didsomeonesayprince @speechless-angel @morticiaaddams1
I never learned how to ride a bike I’m too embarrassed to tell anyone in real life
@thestoryofme13 @seas-space-and-stardust @nihilwren
One time I accidentally baked 200 cookies
@imashittywritter @mirror2thespirit @lonelytreeinastorm
I’m perpetually cold
@ryan-s-trash-blog @alyssadashrub @sanders-trash-4ever
I’m tired.
@iambrontosaurus @louisthewarlock @asherobriant
i (used to) play trumpet
@loveaspen @sarcastic-florist @not-so-innocent-bi-sander
I have a degree in Communications.
@nekoabi @pattongirl @imnotverycareful
I will 100% defend my friends/family b4 I defend myself.
@rainnbird @ec-sanderssides @vigilantvirgil
I’ve only ever broken one bone in my body and it was my middle finger on my left hand between the edge of a chair and a bowling ball. Happened when I was 14 years old…
@artistictaurean, @availe, @anxious-patton
I’m a really picky eater and generally stick to what I know. I blame my godmother for starting me down that road. I’m slowly getting better though!
@virgilisaneternalmood, @romanasanders, @marlushion
My favorite sports are motocross (which I don’t do it myself bc I’m a klutz and would definitely die) and archery (which I LOVE doing)
@hamilin-manuel-miranda @terminally-anxious @deathbyvenusftw
I was born with a pigmentation mutation, so my hair naturally grows snow white. I’m also pale as hell, making me look sickly a lot of the time.
@callboxkat @astraastro @nightmarejasmine
…I was born with asthma and bronchitis
@ironwoman359 @im-in-love-with-a-hufflepuff @theprotectedpuff
Im slightly allergic to onions but dont tell anyone because it doesn’t seem very bad (my throat closes slightly, i can still breathe but it makes me panic)
@im-in-love-with-a-hufflepuff @i-want-to-die-1011 @shayhammowolf
I own 3 dogs, 3 - 5 cats, 5 geese, a guinea pig, and some fish.
@withlovefromnordics @islandsgooglehistory @the-forgotten-test-subject
// I’m left handed, and a reble.
@hygge-dansk @tired-viking @latin-prophet @nyo2p-norways-googlesearches
When i was 2-3 i spoke with a French accent
@vexey1999 (RIP WHO ELSE DO I TAG)
I have a wattpad account that you should a totally follow
Bonus Fact: this is shameless self promotion: wattpad.com/mollymawkfan
@ask-art-student-prussia @crispyliza @delicioustomatosong
when i was like 12 i made punnet squares to determine what my otps children would look like
@withlovefromnordics, @fed-exshipper, @silvermyth872
When I was in the musical Annie, me and my ex-friend wrote a smut fanfiction about Mr. Warbucks and his servant Drake…
Help.
@petunia-baby @sara–lancelot @its-ibuki-mioda-bitch
hm uhhhhhh
one of the things i want to do is stargaze with someone but like i live near a city soooo light pollution is in the way. basically i gotta wait until i can drive
@trying-to-be-pure @alex-the-pan @me-anna
(dont feel obligated to do this if u dont wanna, dont want to make any of yall feel pressured)
Actually any of you can do this if u want haha
When I was really young I didn’t know you had to smile for pictures. Instead I would just open my mouth really wide, and lift my hands up to my face.
@for-fandom-and-for-glory @blue-forglemmegei @killerunicorn3
One time I was told I couldn’t have any airheads (candy) so I took the entire 32pack and ate them all in the closet.
@bas-novak @ze-fanwarrior @feathers13
I am happily married with three kids but I constantly think that I am going to lose it. Even though my husband assures me I’m not but my brain just won’t let it go.
@jbarnes87 @villainousvillains @mollymaukthetiefling
One time I made waffles (like the toaster waffles, you know, leggo my eggo and everything) and I went to the pantry and there wasn’t any syrup so I sat on the floor and cried. No, I wasn’t on my period and no, it hadn’t been a necessarily hard day. I just really wanted waffles.
@lokilover2000 @frostymoon11 @tea-with-loki
My social anxiety is so bad I rarely leave my house. If I do go somewhere, I have to have my mom with me. She’s my safe person and I just can’t cope without her. I also have a service dog in training. He’s learning how to block people from coming too close and apply pressure therapy if i have an anxiety attack.
@real-d-walton @lokis-queen-hepta-the-destroyer @allltheships
I barely ever talk to people cause I’m scared they’re gonna find me annoying.
@papi-chulo-bucky @smolpotts @imaginingmyloki
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
@pumbibaby @stanleyvincentwrites @joanne-egberp
I started walking because of a cat. I was a baby and I saw the cat and got up and chased the bitch down. So this is where my love for cats come from (lmfao they literally raised me… up… from the ground…. okay I’ll go now bye) @woozzi @smutty-kpop-snaps @randomstoriesofabunny
I hate horror/suspense movies. If someone wants to watch one with me I need to be at home and with all the lights on.
@ugh-supersoldiers @caplansteverogers @redgillan dunno.
I snap with my ring finger instead of my middle finger @ugh-supersoldiers-bf @buchonians @awshucks-ace
I can make my tongue look like a flower so I guess you could call that oralgami
@chrevastan @call-her-little-bird @retroasgardian
Hugh Jackman pulled me out of the street when a cab was 2 inches away from hitting me in Manhattan. Basically, Wolverine saved my life.
@whiskeyandwashitape @sebstanfanma @emotchalla
I am terrified of bunnies and think they’re creepy af.
@thesurlyhooker @4theluvofall @buckybarnesappreciationsociety
November 15, I’ll be 60 (AND STILL SEXY AF)
@omalleysgirl22 @rebelslicious @suz-123
I am really fucking hungry but can’t be bothered to cook
@jrubalcaba @magellan-88 @stars8melanin
I’m a miracle baby, literally. My parents were told they couldn’t have kids and then months later I showed up. SURPRISEEEEEE
@getinmelanin011 @qnzdiamond104 @pegasusdragontiger
I’m a virgin. TA-DAAA!!!
@kimistry27 @littleheavensangel @prettyyoungtragedy shake the table please and thanks
I’m a cancer survivor! (yay me)
@buchonians @lostinthoughtsandfeelings @glitterquadricorn gimme something good! lol
I think my casual hookup’s brother is WAY hotter than he is.
@angryschnauzer @doesnotloveyou @tilltheendwilliwrite
After the surgery I had today I bought a McFlurry, although I don’t like McFlurries
@re-exista @booksloversnevergotobedalone @mgjournal
I can’t watch horror/terror movies for anything and I can get really aggressive if someone tries to force me to it.
@booksloversnevergotobedalone @ka-lada @outofcontextdnd
Because whatever.
Completely related cat video.
me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*
#no block button we lose like men
#dodge or die #there is no block
Our DM’s Guide to D&D Classes
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Reblog if you're a princess 👑
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@ka-lada
I dunno if you guys would be interested
But right now an AMAZING game is on the verge of being shut down, we have 6 Months left to play
There’s still a chance to save it though and that’s increasing the player base. You guys don’t have to, but I’d really appreciate it if you went over and gave Gigantic a chance
If you’re not into playing it, at least reblog this so that others can see it and perhaps play? It’d mean a lot~!
REBLOG THIS IF you love your DnD character, are making a DnD character OR you have eaten approximately 12 D20s
The greatest hero of our time
Bards are too powerful. They can learn mass suggestion. All they have to do is yell “Everybody clap your hands!” and make up to 12 people do the Cha Cha slid for 24 hours
…. a level 20 bard can force you to do the Cha Cha Slide for a year and a day
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@ka-lada
The most important part about the upcoming update
D&D Gothic
- It’s still there. The only die you haven’t lost from your original set. It’s a d12. You’ve never rolled it once.
- The mini you’ve been using looks nothing like your character. You commission art of your character. The art looks exactly like you described. It looks almost exactly like the mini.
- The snack bowl arrives at your table. You reach over the DM screen to grab a chip. The bowl is empty. The session has yet to begin.
- A dice tower is constructed. The whole table goes silent. A d10 is balanced on a d4. You’re all silent. The tower sits, wobbling slightly. Silence. It crumbles for no apparent reason. You can finally breathe again.
- The DM draws a map. They’ve drawn a river on the side. It’s in red. A working blue pen is right beside them. No one mentions it again. No river is ever mentioned in game.
- A player’s character dies. Next session, they introduce their new character. Then themselves. You laugh. You know them already. Don’t you?
- You are telling someone about DnD. You want to tell them about funny stories with wacky hijinks. There are so many. You can’t remember a single one.
- This weeks session was cancelled. There is a disquiet at the time you should be there. Involuntarily, your hand shakes, then tosses a non existent object. Shake and toss. Shake. Toss. It is comforting.
- You roll for something important. The result is average. You look in the DM’s eyes pleadingly. They stare back for a moment, expressionless. They then say you pass. You feel relief, but a shiver runs down your spine.
- The DM hides behind their screen. They mutter softly. They look up, tell a player to roll for something, then look down, nodding. They don’t acknowledge the player’s result.
- You have many character concepts on hand. You love them all. You get a chance to play. You no longer have any character concepts you really want to try. At least, not until it’s too late.
- A dues ex machina occurs. Was the encounter unbalanced, or was it part of the plot? You aren’t sure. You’re the DM.
- Every time you look away, a die dissappears, and this one player’s cheeks get poofier. Eventually, their mouth seems like it’s about to burst. They do. Their mouth is empty. No one knows where the dice went.
- Someone tells an inside joke. It’s very funny. No one knows where it’s from.
Skyrim Journal
A.K.A.: My hoarding problem.
I create new save.
I am a cat. A cat wizard.
Set everything on fire and ice.
So, I’ve never played a mage in Skyrim before. I decided to try out. It seems to go pretty wild as levels go by and new spells are discovered. I still have to go to the College and have access to more and more spells, but I’m still dealing with buying a house. I can only carry so many books after all. Lydia is my book hoarder in the present moment. I’ve had even to throw away my emergency baskets and most of my paper rolls, even drink most of my wine and mead to open space for more precious loot.
Freaking giant spiders and Restless draugrs kill me, also traps that I knew that were there but I did wrong in trying to play with them, received spiked fence to the face. Swinging axes are no fun.
Scrolls are cool but I wish I knew what they were going to do before wasting them. Also how to properly se them. I mostly equip them and mash buttons until something happens. Worked against the dragon.
Tomorrow I’ll face a frost troll. May my sorcerous cat rest in pieces.
Also, farming cabbages is a very good way of getting money. Maybe my character will retire to be a farmer after being freaking murdered.