Ashley loves lots

28, mom of three, lover of so many things that I will not be able to list everything but I for sure love this space.

[hollowboobtheory]

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

[hollowboobtheory]

do you see

[coyotetale]

Their mother

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[jo3mm]

dude my house

[tahthetrickster]

[piedude]

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

[slimetony]

Me on first day as the job interviewer: what are your greatest weaknesses. What are you weaknesses. What will make you break. Am i scaring you. What would you say is your greatest weakness. Aaaa! Anyway. Have you ever been attacked? What would you consider your greatest weakness.

[bewbin]

me with a gigantic red blinking light on my chest: oh you know i think i can get tunnel visioned on a project sometimes

[catchymemes]

[martingillart]

Pastry shopping 🧁

Here’s the finished piece! Fjord and Jester enjoying their pastry haul in the sea breeze. 🌊 ☀️

[wilwheaton]

(via Reddit - https://i.redd.it/3l3psi9lf20b1.png)

[froginakettle]

cishets are so great at mental gymnastics they simultaneously think we do it for attention and some sort of special queer privlage, while also being terrified of doing anything outside their gender roles because of how the people around them will treat them if they step out of line

[stormcallart]

Auntie Villain!Star Part 2

[olichat-reads]

PLEASE this au is so wholesome

[kweenkatsuki]

When they rub your tummy after they nut in you<3

[strafepanzer]

[tricodekus]

Denki Kaminari VS The World pt 1

PATREON

[olichat-reads]

i’m CACKLING at monoma 😭

[mallgothed]

you guys are the real heroes

[thatsboris]

boris has brought you a pool noodle

[teomodo]

fearsome

[thatsboris]

boris accepts and appreciates the boris fanart

[maykitz]

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

[the-better-rainbow-unikitty]

This tag deserves to be seen

[cosmotere]

[olichat-reads]

please 🥺

[kweenkatsuki]

Eiji and Katsu have to take turns waking me up because I am a demon, a monster, a feral dangerous beast If my slumber is disturbed.

[kweenkatsuki]

“Whose turn is it?”

“Not mine man. I went last time”

“Fucking hell. Is the coffee ready?”

“Yeah it’s brewing and her mug is on the counter.”

It’s not that you needs to be woken up. You wake up on your own. It’s just mornings are public enemy number one and although you loves your partners more than anything, nothing changes the fact that you're icier in the morning. You're down right scary. They’re lucky to get a word out of you before 9.

Katsuki walks down the hall, careful not to be too loud when he opens the door and peeks in to see you brushing your teeth in the bathroom.

“Uhm Puffs,” Katsuki calls softly and he’s sure this is the quietest he’s ever been.

He hears you stop brushing and you gaze at him through the mirror, lazily, eyes devoid of emotion, face smooth and emotionless. He only knows you’re acknowledging him when you quirk one eyebrow quickly.

“Red’s parents wanna meet for lunch. Will you uhh… be available?”

You stare at him through the mirror for entirely too long. It’s the only time he feels uncomfortable with your eyes on him. It’s like you’ve got a special superpower despite being quirkless. Your moodiness is always chilly, makes a shiver slither down his back. Though he can’t say he doesn’t appreciate the intimidation.

“Time?” Is all you respond and Katsuki holds his breath.

“This afternoon, ‘round 1.”

You continue brushing your teeth but you pick up your phone to check your schedule. You give a quick nod and a single word reply that both gives Katsuki an answer and dismisses him in the same tone,“One”

Katsuki let’s out the breath he’s holding and quickly but quietly shuts the door behind him. He shudders when he confirms neither you Or Ei Are watching him. He’ll never say it aloud, but the day he sees you truly angry and it’s directed at him, is the day he truly knows what fear is.

[lupinsuniverse]

🐇 🥦 vs class A

[olichat-reads]

oh my god the poor baby 🥺🥺

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

39

[nsomniacsdream]

38

[nsomniacsdream]

37

[wickedwonderlandd]

[niverins]

A little doodle of Pro hero Dynamight reading a newspaper after work!

[olichat-reads]

I WANT

TO SIT

ON HIS LAP

*SCREECHING*