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Me, an asexual-aromantic hears that Alastor is asexual too: NOICE!
Also me who is a compulsive shipper, and Radiodust is bludgeoning their way into my heart: FUCK!
Me before: Oh man RadioDust looks so HOT oh man I want all those smut!
Me now: Oh man RadioDust is so WHOLESOME oh man I want all those respect and care!
Yeah, before knowing that Alastor is ace I thought that this ship will be all about smut for me since Angel really loves sex and Alastor has tentacles XD But now I love this ship even MORE thinking how despite Angel loving sex they will not have sex because he respects Alastor for not sharing this with him. He doesn’t want make Al uncomfortable and oh boy that won’t be easy since he flirts as naturally as breaths. He will throw sex jokes and hints only to immediately remember that Alastor doesn’t do sex. He may try seduce him in the beginning not fully grasping what asexuality means. Alastor would react badly and Angel will realize that he doesn’t care if he will never have sex with him, he just wants to be with him. They will still have more innocente close moments, kisses and stuff and Angel will appreciate it so much more. Suddenly just holding hands and gently pecking in the cheak feels stronger than sex with some rando. But that doesn’t mean he won’t perk when Al, being in good mood, will treat him with something sweeter ;) And ah look who started to care, Alastor. Hint, it’s you =D
Man I love this ship. A pornstar and a murderous tyrant having caring and careful relationships. Yes please more!!!
I’m sorry, but LOOK AT THIS CUTIE
Ichimatsu content i drew for @draggyy because we watched the oso movie together and had so much fun😔💞
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Doesn’t matter who you love, I support you!
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So equius' shaped like an arrow and eridan's looks like a lightning bolt and-- oH GOG TAVVY WhA TH HECCCCCC
so what if
Eridan and Sollux lived together and one day Sollux was on the couch playing video games and Eridan was at a table behind the couch reading or something. Eridan heard the noises from the game and ignored them as usual, but suddenly heard some sort of moan from Sollux that wasn’t just a “2hiit ii lo2t” grunt or “fuck yeah take that biitch” kind of thing and Eridan looks over and sees Sollux’s hands/arms up on the couch back. “Probably just usin psiioniics” Eridan would say to himself and go back to reading. Then he hears another moan and goes over to investigate like “damn it sol wwhat the hell are you doin ovver here”
And he sees Sollux is operating the controller with two tentabulges, and the controller is outfitted with a rumblepack so it vibrates every time the character gets hit or he hits a target or when he wins/loses a session.
(Someday I’ll draw this….if anybody else draws this before me, please tell me and link back to me! ^u^)
nO GOG PLEASE AAAAAAAAAA
this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time
Comp of my favourite guns
please add on this is fucking wild
You know what this does.
this is called a punt gun. IT WAS USED TO HUNT ENTIRE FLOCKS OF DUCKS AT A TIME.
what’s that? you wish you didnt need to dispose of the body? WELL WHY DON’T YOU GET A FUCKING NINE BARELLED SHOTGUN YOU’LL BREAK YOUR ARM BUT YOUR VICTIM WILL BE RED MIST.
Give this to your party in the next dnd campaign. It’s called an apache revolver and every single fucking class can specialize in it.
You know how in a cartoon a gun will bend, and it shoots that direction? Well this fuck decided to create a gun like that, designed to shoot around corners.
This is called a PARASCOPE, gun. LITERALLY DESIGNED SO YOU DON’T POKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TRENCHES.
“this isn’t even a gun?” NO IT IS. IT’S CALLED A POCKETKNIFE PISTOL AND WAS MADE FOR HOME DEFENSE. (on a side note we should still make these and have these be the only guns “for self defense” correct me if im wrong.)
“this is a mace?”
NO DUDE THIS WAS CALLED KING HENRYS WALKING STICK, AND WAS OWNED BY HIM. IT HAS THREE SMALL HOLES ON THE MACE THAT SHOOT.
take a wild fucking guess how you fire it. JUST GUESS.
YES. THE GUN IS FIRED BY FUCKING PUNCHING.
THIS IS A FUCKING RING. IT FITS AROUND YOUR FINGER. AND IT’S A GUN. A SIX SHOT GUN
“well that’s an odd frame for a gun.”
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED TO REPLACE YOUR BICYCLE FRAME. The reason these were made, was because before the automobile, the best way to transport your gun was on bike. SO WHY NOT HAVE YOUR GUN, BE THE BIKE
Yes. THIS IS DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE LIPSTICK. IT’S AS BIG AS ONE TOO. I DON’T KNOW IF THESE ARE STILL LEGAL, BUT GALS, THIS COULD BE A GREAT THING TO CARRY WITH YOU.
You see this rifle? IT CAN DESTROY TANKS. AND YES, THIS BADASS MANAGED TO PERFECTLY HANDLE IT’S WEIGHT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=nKDtpbLx-XM
YOU SEE THIS GUN? IT’S CALLED A SMART GUN. THE ONLY WAY TO FIRE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR FINGERPRINT SCANNED, AND TO BE WEARING THE WATCH THAT COMES WITH IT. NOW THERE IS LITERALLY NO EXCUSE FOR KIDS TAKING THEIR PARENTS GUNS.
YEAH, THIS IS A PEN. For when a writers done with your shit.
This is called a vomit gun. and you’re right! this doesn’t fire bullets. INSTEAD, THIS BITCH SHOOTS A LED LIGHT THATS SO BRIGHT, AND DISORIENTING, THAT IT LITERALLY CAUSES YOU TO VOMIT, FALL OVER FROM INTENSE DIZZINESS, AND BLIND THEM. IT ALSO EMITS PULSES TO DISORIENT THEM, AND HAS A VARIETY OF EFFECTS THAT REALLY FUCK YOU UP. (the effectiveness and everything about it is being questioned, but it IS bright enough to blind you.)
this isn’t a special ammo shotgun.
it’s a grenade launcher.
this is exactly what you think it is.
30 barrel revolver. What the fuck can I think of for witty commentary. Just look at it.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO END THIS.
I am not a straight people.
Reblog if you are also not a straight people.
Hajime Hinata from Danganronpa: Goodbye Despair has nice titties!
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