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MiuMiuMe on ao3 /// Many Noisy Things

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[wolfythewitch]

Dog years

[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[putrefae]

Ernest Hemingway, 'The Sun Also Rises'

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[cavedwell]

This has been going on for thousands of years! It doesn't change.

—Robert Bly, Keeping Quiet / Half Man (2026)

[gizmorph]

Half Man / Eric Fischl, Hysterics of Love (1997)

[odyver]

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Remaining time: 5 days 52 minutes

[odyver]

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[odyver]

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

🫶

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[wulfhalls]

half man (2026) // hala alyan

[naga-noia]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK

BAAHUBALI: THE ETERNAL WAR SET TO RELEASE IN 2027!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO HUGE FOR INDIAN ANIMATION BTW . HINDU MYTHOS GETTING ACKNOWLEDGEMENT ON A GLOBAL SCALE???????????? I USE TO PRAYYYYYYYY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[buttholy]

ruben: I need you to pay me back this astronomically large debt you've owing me for years

niall: I don't wanna :/

ruben: ok what about you do it in installments

niall: I don't wanna :/

ruben: ok what about you work for it and maybe I jerk off watching you fail to mow my lawn

niall: mmmm :/ ok I guess... might destroy your marriage over it

ruben: that is a risk I'm willing to take

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[asliceofoceanmist]

when you're at the humiliation ritual competition and then niall kennedy shows up and invites the guy he frequented chemsex parties with, the girl he went to college with who he kept asking for money to pay off his fuck ups in adulthood, the ex who he got pregnant and cheated on a bunch of times, to his wedding with the guy his brother beat half to death and put in coma in college, and then said brother shows up at said wedding so they can kill each other

[bicreature]

Niall Kennedy: broke, unemployed, liar, cheater, deadbeat dad, multiple STIs, on crack and meth and every other subtance, unshowered, sweating and shaking like a leaf looking like he's at death's door

Every person in the vicinity: i need to fuck this man immediately or i will die

[hotvampireadjacent]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare