An update for those not following Jorts’ twitter account, starting with a transcription of the Wellerman cover:
There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Jorts and Jean
The ship she rolled and her closet doors closed
Oh no, where’s Jorts? Oh no!
Soon may the smarter cat come
To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb
One day when the butterin’s done
We’ll take our leave and go
When Pam came on, she had a plan
To teach our Jorts about garbage cans
Pam meant well but her plans fell flat
When HR said, “don’t butter the cat”
Soon may the smarter cat come
To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb
One day when the butterin’s done
We’ll take our leave and go
Now Jean the smart cat comes
She saves poor Jorts so orange and dumb
Now that the butterin’s done
We’ll take our leave and go
We’ll take our leave and go
We’ll take our leave and go
Additional quality memes:
A recipe for Buttered Jorts:
And some very wise words from the cat himself: