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who is this... who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

micha-writes-things

im allergic to all of this shit.....and yeah imma eat it all for 20 grand. give me 2 hours.

Late at Night w/ Dante.

Y/N: Dante you don't have to do this.

Dante: It's for the greater good Y/N.

Vergil: *Sleeping peacefully*

Dante: *draws a mustache on Vergil's face*

Y/N: *sighs* He's gonna kill you later.

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Hiatus

Vergil: It's been quiet around here. Unusually quiet...

Dante: *bursts through the door of the DMC* VERGIL I FOUND OUR REASON FOR BOREDOM.

Vergil: Peace and Boredom are two different things Dante, don't confuse them.

The Author of this Post: *Enters the room* Hi guys sorry I've been away, but I have returned. More stuff with Y/N Dante and Vergil will be written!

Vergil: Well there goes 6 months or so of peace.

#incorrectdmcquotes #dmc #dante sparda #dmc vergil #dmc x reader #dante x reader #vergil x reader

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karcinogen

Chatting With Vergil pt 4

Vergil: Y/N where have you been? It's been weeks, months since we have seen you!

Y/N: *standing inside the DMC* *soaked in water, seaweed, has a pirate's hat* You have been missing from Nero's life for the last twenty years...how dare you question me?

Vergil: Touche.

#incorrect dmc quotes #incorrect dmc #dmc x reader #vergil x reader #dmc #devil may cry #devil may shitpost

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frontierpsychoanalyst

See this? This is a nail that went through my index finger. The surgery to remove it without breaking my finger would cost 100,00 dollars, and my mom refused to pay for it, saying I had to deal with it. However, she claims that for every note on this post, she will pay one dollar towards proper removal.

Please reblog. I’m begging you, this could ruin my life otherwise.

frontierpsychoanalyst

look at this fake post I made when I was like 13

thunderpibb

the nails still in there

dopaminerjic

me when i m pisces, : this is so sad 💔

skyllion-uwu

I can't believe my quote about "What did you expect he's a Pisces" is right smh

dopaminerjic

this is so sadge alexa pla wait arent you also a pisces

skyllion-uwu

Yeah oh shit I'm also selfish and mean 😔

dopaminerjic

hand in unlovable hand . . . 😔

micha-writes-things

Pisces is only selfish and mean because the world made their once warm and caring heart cold and unloving. And they feel no one deserves their true self. Aloof as they may seem they are just waiting for the right person to breakdown that hard wall, so they can dump sprinkles on them and love and kindness onto only one person, the one they love.

Dante: Y/N is missing!

Vergil: What?!

everyone else: *shocked full of worry*

Lady: *opens a notif from the local news on her phone* Oh wait Y/N is fine. Look...

The Video: This just in, a mad person tied to a chair is hopping their way after their presumed to be kidnapper with a knife in their mouth. *camera zooms in on Y/N and the kidnapper* *Y/N swinging their head toward the kidnapper*

Y/N: *hops over to the kidnapper, somehow knocks him ground and tramples him with the chair spitting out the knife*

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET ASSHOLE!

everyone in shock:....

Vergil:.....I will now officially admit Y/N is secretly insane......

Dante: And that you married Satan.

#incorrect dmc quotes #dmc x reader

burritodetodo

IT’S MARCH 20TH! YOU CAN REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR. DO IT OR YOU WON’T GET DOUBLE THUMBS UP.

micha-writes-things

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tachicoolma

concept: dril tweets presented in “a softer world” comic form

ruingaraf

you realize you are now OBLIGATED to do this

tachicoolma

ugh fine here

micha-writes-things

moreso how many people did it take to work the snuffaluffagus???

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that Oreo has to call the white center “creme” instead of “cream” because the FDA does not allow manufacturers to use the word “cream” to describe a food that contains no cream at all (x)