[baker]

part-time podcaster full-time lover

[takeiteasy-breathe]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

*jay leno voice*

Americas got a clown epidemic

did you hear about this?

*putting hands into shitty tweed jacket pockets in anticipation of the punchline*

it’s called the United States Congress folks

[pukicho]

[kiyokospeaks]

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

[gif87a-com]

[archcracker]

[shikadisodium]

silent exit

[mvbxr-deactivated20211002]

ロスト

[caden]

[paxamericana]

it’s fucked up that the ISS is only ~250 miles from earth. if my car could drive straight up, i could get there in time for a late dinner.

[quoms]

*i drive my shitty used car 250 miles into low earth orbit specifically and just in time to get obliterated by an entire space station travelling at 17,000 miles per hour*

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[riverwindphotography]

[depsidase]

[sassy-socialist-memes]

education on all fronts

[dualvoidanima]

“vetoed”

[plasmalogical]