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ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

OMG HAHAHAAH

policethepopulace

It’s like she saw the future or something.

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deejay

faggottt

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

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reserve

he help

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the menstruation crustacean

It’s a period piece.

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

crystalsoulslayer

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

6qubed

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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killin-the-machine

All cats the same

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I’ve watched this 5,000 times and I can’t stop watching…someone tell me it would be ok if I laid in the middle of this!!

finalfantasy37

time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*

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insight2theblind

I always wondered how you were anywhere near punctual back then, cool.

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actual ad from when Subaru was marketing directly to lesbians in the 90s

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#is this real

yes! here’s an article about subaru marketing directly to lesbians

This search for niche groups led Subaru to the 3rd rail of marketing: They discovered that lesbians loved their cars. Lesbians liked their dependability and size, and even the name “Subaru.” They were four times more likely than the average consumer to buy a Subaru. […] Subaru decided to launch an ad campaign focused on lesbian customers. It was such an unusual decision—and such a success—that it pushed gay and lesbian advertising from the fringes to the mainstream.

If you’ve ever wondered why people joke about lesbians driving Subarus, the reason is not just that lesbians like Subarus. It’s that Subaru cultivated its image as a car for lesbians—and did so at a time when few companies would embrace or even acknowledge their gay customers.