Luberto the penguin queen!

Hi I'm Mich. I am a opinionated young girl, with a love for cute things and weird shit. This is just a place where I reblog all the shit I like or even don't like.

[souratgar-deactivated20190925]

when your art turns out the way you wanted it to

[michishuntingamouse]

[sitcom-central-deactivated20211]

succulent/cacti lockscreens

reblog if you save <3 requests open

going to do a random follower promo later, follow me and you have a chance to be included💘

[ampervadasz]

:D

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

[im-fairly-whitty]

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

[slusheeduck]

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

[crystallinecrow]

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

[michishuntingamouse]

I'm a simple woman. I see a cat and I automatically like it.

[k-eke]

Walking with the stars ***

[satanika-mur]

[blahhaus]

Summoned

[shurbalwasherefirst]

[boogedyboogedyboo]

[breath-goes-in]

“hellroo” ???

[witch-niko]

This is so cute that my friend cried when I showed it to her

[1-800--hotline--bling]

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[foxgirlmigraine]

fucking what

[swoodthis]

B I G D O O T

[jurgenronaaz]

I am actually cry-laughing what the fuck lookit these

[leo-lucid]

@apoplectic-lalochezia

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[everydaylouie]

musical faces

[madeonstuck-deactivated20140307]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[geek-in-a-box]

theme parks. just. theme parks.

[samielcastiel]

but u have to pay for theme parks

[victorysunshine-blog-blog]

that’s the adult part

[santhipoma]

son of a bitch

[tpt-moved]

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

I know where we’re going guys

[this-isnotmy-cat]

Pass it on.

[catloversplace-blog]

Follow Us For Cats!

[korino21]

Legit I just had this talk with my parents this morning. My day bought an Easter Lilly and I told him to get rid of it

[vederlicht]

Very important!

Also important to note: Daffodils are part of the lily family, so they pose a threat to cats as well. Be aware and keep the purry friends safe. 

[date-a-map]

Date a map who has dyslexia.

[michishuntingamouse]

No.

[tooiconic]

If you’re a non-offending pedophile and you keep yourself far away from anyone you could hurt, are seeking therapy, etc. I think that’s a good thing. I support your efforts.

That being fucking said,

“MAPS”, no, you’re a pedophile. Stop giving it a little acronym name to try and make it less horrifying. “Map positivity” is fucking stupid. “There isnt anything wrong with you/them!!” “Youre not dangerous!!” “You’re not messed up!!” Bullshit. You are attracted to children. There is something wrong with you. Very wrong. You are very dangerous. You should NEVER be around people who you could potentially hurt. You should not “accept” it. See a therapist. Get some help. Something is very wrong with you.

Don’t even get me started on “pro contact” or “being a pedophile is a valid sexuality/lgbt” you all specifically need to die in a fire.

[michishuntingamouse]

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