Oh look, a button.

...What am I doing here, again? Eh, we'll figure that out as I go. GRYFFINDOR { wear }

[capecodcollegiate]

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.

(via metaphorically)

[problematicfavorite-blog]

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

[snake-lovers]

[nyindra]

ITS SO FUCKING CUTE OMG LOOK AT ITS LIL FACE

[satan-in-a-box]

basilisk in training

[indigonium]

MYAWMP

[kazoohira-miller]

it jiggled…

[kisslaughanddream]

RWAA-ooh sorry did I scare you?

[mickineah]

::Toddles in with a broom.:: ::Starts dusting off the cobwebs around this account.::

Hi there. Don't mind me, just cleaning up the place. Hmm, this may take some soap and water.....

[shutthefuckupbro]

[hhllry-deactivated20210420]

INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB

Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.

This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

Need this

[crrocs]

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

[lizziemcswagger-deactivated2014]

[mitochondrial-matrix]

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

[raeosunshine]

I signed a year-long lease )8

[mickineah]

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!

me: not with that attitude

[jordangavaris]

[andrewcentrism]

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

[musingsaboutnothing-deactivated]

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

[benedictusantonius-deactivated2]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

[golemmanifesto]

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

[asongoficeandfuck]

GANDALF THE GAY

[rainbowgoose88]

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

[kick-the-amazing-fire-stickz-de]

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

[alicetemise-deactivated20190226]

[antimetzen]

Glass piano

its so

so

‘kawai’

[ash-caughtem-deactivated2013013]

get out

[expelliarmus]

[pagesofharrypotter]

[tickledvicar]

This is why the books are better than the films…

[uncaughtcriminal-deactivated201]

I remember reading this bit and spitting juice everywhere. 

[hellativity]

favourite.

[delilahlovett]

 #Book Harry was so sassy #Movie Harry just lacked the sass

[dcshadow1-blog]

Sassy book Harry is best Harry.

[fairyflossvanity]

Some cute DIY wall art! This would look absolutely adorable in a kid’s room, but it’s so pretty that I think you’ll want it somewhere you can see all the time. Cheerful by day, stunning by night, and it only takes about an hour and a half to make!

[dreamamine]

[wisconsin-babe]

Yeah that just happened.

[inthepeppermintwind]

I was so busy looking at the girl I almost missed the horse

[laytonsguidetoetiquette]

[censorbar]

on my dash

[renkris-deactivated20130506]

RED, the blood of angry men!

BLACK, the dark of ages past!

TEA, a drink with jam and bread!

That will bring us back to DOE, doe, doe, doe…