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lilmamabeyellin

liquidlimits-deactivated2019032

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

razxion

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this.

longblackcape

I’m desperate for good news so why not

mugetsupipefox

Me trying to leave a comment on a fic I love but not knowing what to say

brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

anarcho-malarkyist-deactivated2

petewentzisblack1312

good morning to all black alternative folks. this is a reminder that you shouldnt have to pick between your identity and your interests, and your blackness is hardcore as fuck. poser paste (and other hair colour waxes) is a great way to colour your hair bright vibrant colours without chemical treatment, i personally think bantu knots are the afro equivalent of liberty spikes, protective style mohawks are always sick as hell, and i think the anarchist symbol would make a hella cool mark. i love you!

petewentzisblack1312

btw this is okay to reblog for nonblack people!! this post isnt for you, but think of it as a message from you to your black alternative friends and followers!

luobingmeis

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

luobingmeis

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

zukkababey

zukka au where aunt wu looks straight at sokka and instead of telling him that his future is full of pain and anguish caused by his own hand, she tells him that he’s going to marry the fire lord and sokka is like “EXCUSE ME?”

zorostan

sokka, whispering to himself: omg my ability to making royalty fall in love with me has come too far

sokka, immediately writing a letter: dear firelord ozai, I am flattered, but since you are pretty old and super evil, I-

filialdisciple

Sokka, while yelling insults at s1 Zuko: And tell your dad I'm not interested in having a jerk like you as a step-son!!

aboutiroh

I need a whole plotline of Sokka wondering who this fire lord person is going to be

Season 2

Aang: I wish that Iroh guy was the Fire Lord, he seems pretty nice

Sokka: Yeah the Fire Nation would probably be better off with him as Fire Lord, but he’s so old and more of an uncle figure, you know? Not really my type.

Aang: What

Early season 3

Sokka, waking up in cold sweat: Oh no. What if... Azula is the future Fire Lord

Late season 3

Katara: Sokka what should we do? The invasion failed, we’ve been hiding in this temple for weeks and Sozin’s comet is almost here

Sokka, mumbling to himself: I hope Zuko becomes Fire Lord he’s pretty cool

Katara: what?

Sokka: I said we need to defeat the Fire Lord soon

whats-a-reading

Sokka internally having a Firelord tier list during the series is something that I never knew I wanted.

filialdisciple

*when zuko and katara arrive right before azula's coronation during sozin's comet*

Zuko: Sorry. But you're not going to be the one marrying Sokka.

Azula: What.

betterthankanyebitch

this is so freakin cute

sociallyawkward18

This is beautiful…. Go dad!

xyinx

OMG let this go viral

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de

The bit where the stagehand come out to hold the baby and superdad is like “No no, I’ve committed to this aesthetic now.”

faiwbun-deactivated20221106

Super dads are the best dads

goofballproximitysurveyor-deact

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

ohtehnoeszombies

this post contains notes

zeesqueere

does it?

does it though?

send-me-a-puffalope

huh thats new

normal-horoscopes

jeffreywinger-archived

ISAAC LAHEY 2x03: Ice Pick

goatpaste

Attacka

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

goatpaste

Oh good glad to hear

goatpaste

in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

goatpaste

to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

goatpaste

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

goatpaste

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

datkooby

gayelectro

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

worldheritageposts-official

World Heritage Post

goatpaste

Two time award winning post

whitepeopletwitter

luxlightly

Sending out this beauty tomorrow.

sexy-necromancing-bird

Hold up where? Which comic op?

luxlightly

Marvel Presents #5. The whole comic is basically the Symbiote trying to get Eddie laid(because they're low on phenylethylamine), then realizing that what he's actually attracted to is the Symbiote itself. Eddie agrees to a trip to the Bone Zone with it and there is a "tasteful cut to black" as Eddie says "watch the teeth'.

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