craint

i write religion fanfic and am in love with Turnus irl (and odysseus)

[microsoftcraint]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Christian Bible, Minions (2015), Christian Bible (New Testament) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death Relationships: Bob the Minion/Jesus, Bob the Minion/Jesus (Bible) Characters: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ (Christianity), Jesus Christ (Christian Bible), Bob the Minion Additional Tags: Infection, Infected Characters, Character Death, Apocalypse, Hurt/Comfort, (kind of), Love Confessions, Death, Sad Ending, Out of Character, Not Canon Compliant, Incorrect Use of Minion Language, One Shot, Hurt No Comfort, Not Beta Read Summary:

Despite the evil emanating from the creature he now had in his arms, Jesus just couldn't bring himself to euthanise Bob...

[The above prompt was given to me by a friend, this is my interpretation of it. I hope you enjoy my ridiculous story about Jesus and Bob the Minion.]

[microsoftcraint]

So happy for you guys but I am not dropping £124 on a singular seated ticket that is fucking ridiculous

[nyancrimew]

a friend of mine was told out about the trump shooting by keemstar who went to the gas station they work at to buy cigarettes

[nyancrimew]

keemstar somehow actually confirmed this now

[spinchs-field]

MrBeastify youtube add-on i love you for this

[spinchs-field]

would it be fucked up to bring this post back right now

[brucebocchi]

the one piece is real and it’s in dallas, texas

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[treecitysessions]

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

[puyoed]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[shittysawtraps]

my dog is too antisocial for the dog park so for enrichment we put her in the reverse bear trap 👍

[seathiing]

Every time I remember this I laugh so hard I cry

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[tittyinfinity]

Wait you're telling me that those weren't edited as a joke???

[brightlotusmoon]

Yeah, we broke broke containment.

[stuckinapril]

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

[seraphex]

please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

[seraphex]

YES

[femonologue]

[junglejim4322]

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

[cloudchomps]

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode