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It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

cuddlyplaguedoctor

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

ukulelekatie

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

64bitwar

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

ampervadasz

back-that-sass-up

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

docteryn

I would be dead

yoonswife

i love myself but i dont love me back

xxxanimeweedlordxxx-deactivated

bitterfucked

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

legislacerator

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

leafcrunch

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

tramampoline

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

thegreenwolf

rosebuncat

What??? The fuck????

ourstrangeduet

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

lav-enderlemon

Did Andrew Hussie make the 6/6 rule because thats the number of letters in his name

jinzlers

does this mean if he were human he’d go by Andy

lav-enderlemon

Are you implying he is in fact not human

bururaven

Tonight marks the arrival of the new moon! The time has come for our King of Corruption to rise another level in power! There isn’t a night more fitting than this one for the manifestation of the king we’ve been so longing for. And thanks to one of our very comrades, we have a pair of wonderful little lambs readied for the summoning ritual. Now, let us begin! We must defile the pure and innocent souls, for the devil craves only the most unclean and tainted of souls as an offering!