Schrodinger's Queer

Hi I'm Kass/K. 30 ♑ Non-Binary Bisexual. multi-fandom blog dedicated to absolutely whatever it is my feral brain decides to fixate on. banner is by @ashtonbuttwizardesquiremd 18+ Only Please! 💜I have a final fantasy 14 blog here -> minachuculain.tumblr.com

[animentality]

[were--ralph]

[were--ralph]

happy foreskin friday

[cowdogpaws]

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

[cowdogpaws]

🫵stop directly contributing to the growing anti sex sentiment

[cowdogpaws]

Have u considered that sexual activity is a natural part of the human experience rather than some invading wild animal which must be staved off and hidden in shame?

Source: genitals are a part of the human body

[atan-orofarne]

Also, I'm not usually a linguistic prescriptivist, but…

This fella picking up Popeye is a goon.

Or more commonly…these guys in the back? Goons.

[cowdogpaws]

We gotta give goons back their word

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

[failure-to-adult]

[animentality]

[ekelgott]

This is literally just warhammer.

[striders]

the other day i saw a tiktok of a woman talking about how her hyper-militant abusive parents would sometimes punish her by “taking away her name” and referring to her as a prisoner number. genuinely terrible stuff, obviously. but i skimmed the comments and. listen. i truly DO NOT mean to dunk too hard on this person, like they could be a kid or something, but.

just. breathtaking. imagine if your primary reference for the concept of the un-personing of prisoners was (check notes) a book series about owls.

[river-grunfeld]

My baby Fuel Gauge is turning 1 year old this month! Figured what better way to celebrate then by sharing a photo for y'all.

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[targetedknowledge]

[depsidase]

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[kiwimintlime]

not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko

[kiwimintlime]

love is a beautiful wonderful multifaceted nebulous thing that shouldn't be reduced to the strict bounds of Tier One: Romance and Tier Two: Friends. get weird with it. love your friends deeply, wildly, passionately and platonically. cowards

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[sightofsea]

tamale for dinner i'm a winner. tamale for lunch i'm balling a bunch. tamale for breakfast i am on the guestlist.

[sightofsea]

[depsidase]

[catchyvideos]

OP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡

[glintblade]

Hiro Shima, the only japanese kid at hogwarts, locking eyes with a boggart as it transforms into an exploding nuclear bomb in the middle of the classroom:

[senranx]

uncontrol switch