call me cricket

caitlin. newcastle.

[drops-of-universe]

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

[louisbxne]

THE BEAR wins the Best Comedy Series Award

75th Emmy Awards (January 15, 2024)

ayo's face😭

[stuckinapril]

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

[kushblazer666]

[ufolliegy]

brand new pikmin character his name is newport and he loves cigarettes look for him in pikmin 5 and 6

[greelin]

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

[pissditching]

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me

[gothshate]

please nobody speak to me i'm having a moment

[memecucker]

[carolxdanvers]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[daz4i]

i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.

[daz4i]

i don’t want to victim blame but maybe if he didn’t want to be called babygirl he shouldn’t have been such a babygirl. just a thought.

[desert-palm]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

And the crowd goes autistic

[redstonedust]

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[lordnot]

As someone who owns cats that will run away if you get up while they are eating from another cat's bowl, but not while they are eating from their own bowl: I am more inclined to agree with the posts that say "cats understand the concept of sin".

[pancakeke]

sometimes when they see you coming they do the naughty thing faster (eg: when trying to steal an object they cant quite reach, or trying to eat all of something). they realize you're going to stop them, but their thought process doesn't reach the conclusion of "I shouldn't be doing this".

instead they're like "I guess there's a time limit to my task now. but god as my witness I'm gonna complete it."